We just got back from the store and I’m a bit scared. These hoochies on the left have taken over an isle and a half in the toy section at Target! They’re like Barbie but ghetto fabulous and they look like little plastic sluts. Am I the only one who is uncomfortable with this?! They [...]
I was reading over some of my archived posts [kinda scary] and I noticed that, for the most part, I only write about my husband when either A: I can post a “classic” picture of him, or B: he says something absolutely ridiculous. Since he reads my blog daily, I figured that I would write [...]
In the past couple of weeks, Cara has become very adept at putting things in things. We’ve been super excited to see her learning and progressing. Then, last night, I found this:
Man, I know that Monday was a holiday, but this week just seemed to drag for me. I have a sneaking suspicion that it might have a tiny bit to do with the fact that Cara has taken to waking up twice during the night again. She eats and then goes right back to sleep [...]
…especially when you’re doing them on your kid. Isn’t that what parenting is all about? Experimenting on your children…just to see what happens… Hold your little emailing fingers. I’m not doing anything bad. It’s not like I’m grafting an ear onto her back or anything. [that would just be freaky] For the past three days, [...]
You see this? This nifty little badge? This means that I’m nice. At least Oh, The Joys seems to think so. So, everyone out there who thinks I’m mean can suck it. [In-laws, if you’re reading this, I don’t mean you]
have a funny little story for you. [Alana, quit reading since you said you didn’t want to hear it] One day last week while I was working on the computer, I heard a ruckus behind me. When I swiveled my chair around to see what the commotion was about, I saw Sophie on her back; [...]
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