Did I tell you about the criminal elves we have in Florida?
Yeah, it’s a huge news story down here.
On Christmas Day, a group of the sneaky bastards managed to get past Tucker, Cara, the dogs, the cat and me and stole our baby monitor receiver.
That’s right, folks. Stole it.
It’s either that scenario or Cara wandered off with the damn thing.
Has to be the elves.
We have looked everywhere for this stupid receiver. It really is no where to be found. I know that on Christmas, she was carrying the thing around and talking to it like it was a telephone, but I really don’t know where Cara went with it.
So, this means that I’ve been leaving her door open at night [not a big deal] and hoping that I hear her when she wakes.
I take comfort in the fact that my child has a truly impressive set of pipes and can make herself heard.
If you happen to see a group of elves with a baby monitor, let me know. M’kay?