
I'm not quite sure where the rest of her is located but I do know that she's having a very bad day.
On the left side of the sanity bell curve

This weekend, my in-laws went to Sams Club and bought us a butt load of diapers. [248 to be exact.] Sweet! Tucker and I discussed the whole toilet training thing and poo-pooed the idea of introducing it before Oliver is born. We figured that the second she saw a new baby in diapers then she'd be all ...

What does this picture say to you? [The kennel door is open, by-the-way.] To me, it means that the end of the summer is getting damn close and the beginning of Fall is on its way. Let me explain. We live in Arkansas and Arkansas is usually unbearably hot from sometime in May until sometime in September. But, ...

Hello. This is a call to action. In the spirit of the Democratic National Convention, I present to you an early opportunity to vote...FOR ME. To make it easy on everyone involved, I have included not one, but TWO places for you to click so that you can vote [FOR ME]. The first is on the far sidebar and ...

As I'm typing this, I'm having a contraction. BUT, it's not one of those, "OH MY GAWD I'M IN LABOR" contractions. It's just something to remind me that I have absolutely no fucking control over this pregnancy whatsoever. Last night I woke up thinking, "Damn, that hurt!" and I promptly went back to sleep. I've said it ...

I'm currently reading The Ghost Map. It's about a major cholera outbreak in London in the the middle part of the 19th Century. How's that for light bedtime reading? In my defense, Tucker's reading Bitten which is about...well...bites. Spider bites. Ferret bites. Snake bites. Human bites. Pretty much any and every bite that you can think ...
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