This is a call to action.
In the spirit of the Democratic National Convention, I present to you an early opportunity to vote…FOR ME.
To make it easy on everyone involved, I have included not one, but TWO places for you to click so that you can vote [FOR ME].
The first is on the far sidebar and the other one is right here:
As photographic proof of my hotness [for those of you who doubt me] I present you with these: