If you’re married, you know that most of the best conversations occur while you’re in bed with your beloved spouse. [Feel free to insert any adjective in place of beloved.] Our anal bleaching conversation is a prime example.
This morning brought more wonderful talk and I’m writing it RIGHT AFTER it occurred so that Tucker can’t say that I made anything up.[This all occurred right before we got up for the morning. We had been awake for maybe five minutes.]
Tucker – Wanna touch my penis?
Me – Um, no.
Tucker – But it’s perfect hand sized.
Me – I have little hands…
Hmm…maybe you just had to be there…