Wanna Touch My Penis?

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If you’re married, you know that most of the best conversations occur while you’re in bed with your beloved spouse.  [Feel free to insert any adjective in place of beloved.]  Our anal bleaching conversation is a prime example.

This morning brought more wonderful talk and I’m writing it RIGHT AFTER it occurred so that Tucker can’t say that I made anything up.

[This all occurred right before we got up for the morning.  We had been awake for maybe five minutes.]

Tucker – Wanna touch my penis?

Me – Um, no.

Tucker – But it’s perfect hand sized.

Me – I have little hands…

Hmm…maybe you just had to be there…


  1. I have totally had a conversation like that with my husband!! Why do they do that, I wonder? Do they think it is cute? 😆

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  2. Too funny! that is such a married person’s conversation. LOL

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  3. HaHaHa! That made me laugh out loud, especially since I’ve had that conversation before w/ Dex’s daddy. Ah, good times.

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  4. My boyfriend didnt find it as funny as I did. Maybe because it reminded him of a conversation we once had.

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  5. MWAHAHAHAHA-uh, I mean, poor Tucker…. yeah… that’s what I meant…

  6. haha – I thought I was the only one who forced my husband to have conversations with me while we were in bed. Cause, yeah, it’s the only way I can make him have a conversation with me.

    We have weird ones too. Yours is hilarious.

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  7. OMG. I’m definitely going to remember that line!

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  8. All men I know don’t mind to enlarge their penis length or girth. LOL Will definitely remember your answer – “I have little hands…” Awesome!
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  10. That is all kinds of awesome


  1. Amy Tucker says:

    @gwfrink3 I wrote this: http://bit.ly/85nNc
    but my URL has "Taste" in it. Penis + Taste

  2. Amy Tucker says:

    I just got a funny comment on this post: http://tastelikecrazy.com/2008/09/10/wanna-touch-my-penis/ so I stumbled it [oh yes I did] cont.

  3. Ginger says:

    FUNNY! RT @Tastelikecrazy I just got a funny comment on this post: http://tastelikecrazy.com/2008/09/10/wanna-touch-my-penis/

  4. Liza says:

    RT @TopsyRT: Wanna Touch My Penis? http://bit.ly/9PrLoC

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