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Archives for September 2008

Boppy and Nipple Goop

Filed Under: Life

Coffee. I love coffee. My computer and Winamp with your streaming NPR and Glenn Beck. Thank you for my sanity. PBS, with your Martha Speaks, Curious George and Sesame Street. I set my watch to you all. These are just a few of the things that get me through the day. In all honesty, I could live without them all but who ...

Boobs on Aisle Seven

Filed Under: Life

I experienced my first dose of breastfeeding freak-out yesterday. We packed the kids up and headed to Target to procur a "bouncy seat" and a Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte no whip no sprinkles [thank you very much]. I made sure to feed Oliver right before we left and since we only had a couple of things to ...

Hospital Jello

Filed Under: Life

Pictures Four Days Later

Filed Under: Life

I thought that I'd share some more pictures with you. The first is of my epidural/spinal site.  Took them three tries to get the spinal in right before my section.  But, at least I got a cool bruise out of the deal.  Kind of reminds me of a Rorschach inkblot test. This is of my hand. ...

Oh Yeah….and I Had a Kid

Filed Under: Life

Well, it looks like I got my wish that Oliver not be born on Sept. 11th; he was born on the 12th. Pretty much all day on the 11th I was having odd menstrual cramp pains and my back was aching.  The pain was barely anything other than a tad bit annoying and I ignored it.  ...

Maybe Baby Review and Giveaway

Filed Under: Reviews/Giveaways

The only thing I don't like about this book is the cover...and the copious talk of masturbating in bathrooms. The end. OK.  That's not really all of the review. Parent Bloggers sent me Maybe Baby: An Infertile Love Story which is written by Mathew M. F. Miller who writes Maybe Baby - the blog. The book chronicles Matthew and ...

If You Have a Cat…

Filed Under: Life

Demon TV, My Cervix and a Big Ball of Solidarity

Filed Under: Life

So many things to write about today. Topic #1: My TV is possessed. Yesterday morning Tucker got Cara out of bed and turned on the TV to catch some cartoons before he got ready for class.  When I finally got my ass up and made my way into the living room, Tucker and the kid were watching ...

Wanna Touch My Penis?

Filed Under: Life

If you're married, you know that most of the best conversations occur while you're in bed with your beloved spouse.  [Feel free to insert any adjective in place of beloved.]  Our anal bleaching conversation is a prime example. This morning brought more wonderful talk and I'm writing it RIGHT AFTER it occurred so that Tucker can't ...

REAL Palin Pictures

Filed Under: Uncategorized

Even if this were Obama, I'd still be posting the pictures cause I can't stand the photoshopped bullshit. I really can't stand when people don't know any better and they pass around this crap like it's real. [You have to admit that it would be funny to see Obama's face on the miniskirt picture.]

Breastfeeding Until 8?

Filed Under: Life

I can honestly say that I have no idea how I feel about this video and breastfeeding to this age. I know that I think that there's a point when a child is too old but I don't know what that age is or who decides it. Is it the mother?  The child?  The society? Interested to hear ...

Leave It to a Toddler to Make You Feel Like…

Filed Under: Life

a complete and total douche bag. Tucker put Cara down for her nap.  I was in our bedroom talking my mom down from a nervous attack concerning her phone going dead and her missing "THE CALL" aka I've gone into labor.  Apparently Mom doesn't realize that she has just a tiny bit of time to get ...