This morning it was nipple hurting cold. since I had my “hey you had a baby five weeks ago now put your feet in these stirrups” exam at 9 am today, I got up at 6 am while everyone was still asleep and I grabbed a shower. My nipples were just fine until I turned [...]
I really don’t have anything negative to say about Magnet Street baby announcements. PBN asked me to review these announcements and since they were gonna give me 25 for free, [and I'm a cheap skate] I couldn’t turn them down. My initial thought on a magnetic baby announcement was that they were going to look [...]
When Cara was about a month old, she started crying a lot. That’s saying something since she cried pretty much all of the time anyway. From 5pm till around 1am, Cara would scream and cry and fuss and not even a boob in her mouth would calm her down. We had The Happiest Baby on [...]
Simple setting: Cara and me sitting in front of the TV on the couch right before bedtime. I was watching House [cause I wanna have his babies] and Cara was 1/2 watching and 1/2 playing. Of course Cara started paying attention to the show right as the sick chick started convulsing and everyone started screaming. [...]
It seems like these days that everyone is either getting pregnant, is pregnant, or is having a baby. One thing that I loved about being pregnant was the clothes. I know that sounds 100% counter intuitive judging by the picture to the left, but seriously, the maternity clothes that are out there really rawk. There [...]
Tucker doesn’t like infants; he finds them “uninteresting”. When he first said that to me during the wonderful period of postpartum hormone craziness, I automatically assumed that what he really meant was that he hated Oliver and wished that he hadn’t been born. I was wrong. Imagine that. Tucker completely meant what he had said. [...]
“Just wait till that second baby comes. You’ll be begging for help!” “Hope you don’t like sleep. Having two kids means that you actually get four times less sleep.” “If you thought that you didn’t have any free time before…” For some reason, people feel the need to try and scare the shit out of [...]
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