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Posted By Amy on 09:28 PM

If you’ve never read any of the Olivia the Pig books then I’m here to tell you that I’m the EXPERT!

I have attained this distinction by the simple fact that I have read the first Olivia book to Cara 29 times.  And I think that we got the book for her on Tuesday.  It all started when Cara saw a commercial for the new Olivia show that Noggin is doing and from that second on it was nothing but “OLIVIA THE PIG!!!”. 

We took her to “THE BOOKSTORE!!!” and let her pick out the Olivia book that she wanted and she definitely chose appropriately. 

The gist of the story that she chose is that Olivia wears everyone [including herself] out and she never wants to take a nap or go to bed.  Cara to a fucking T.  Each character in the book - meaning Olivia, her brother Ian, the mom the dad, the cat and the dog - is actually a “character” in her family.  The mom is me.  The dad is Tucker.  Ian is Oliver.  The cat and dog are Oscar and Sophie, respectively. 

Of course Olivia is Cara, unless it’s the Olivia in a ballerina outfit, in which case that’s “DADDY!!!”.  Yeah…not so sure about that one, myself. :)

Bedtime is MY time with Cara.

Tucker take Ollie and Cara and I sit in her room and read stories and it looks like Olivia will be a major fixture in our story time for quite a while.

Good thing I like the book.

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The Devil Wore Red…

Posted By Amy on 09:46 PM

…according to Cara since she refused to get anywhere close to Santa.

Mom and I took the kids to the mall today to look for some presents for Cara and Oliver.  Santa happened to be hanging out on his big ole Santa throne and since both kids were dressed in red, I figured I’d tempt fate and try for a kid/Santa group photo.

This Santa was probably the best Kris Kringle ever.  TV people, if you’re looking for THE Santa then you should come to Arkansas before Kris packs up his sleigh and hits the rooftops.

Yeah, so Oliver was sleeping his ass off and Cara was being fussy.  I showed her Santa and she gave me this “why the hell should I care” look.  I should have known right then to turn the stroller around and call it good.

But can you imagine me doing that?  Can you imagine me taking the easy way?  Oh, HELL NAH!  Cause you know, Satan is much less scary up close.  Right?

Poor kid.

Granted she didn’t dissolve into the stereotypical kid-at-mall-whose-scared-shitless-of-Santa but she was not digging the man with the rosy cheeks.  Mom plopped the sleeping canned ham in Santa’s lap and Oliver obviously slept through the whole deal.

Afterward, we all went to lunch and Cara was still acting traumatized.  Turns out she was sick with a low grade fever.

Oops.

At least Oliver’s picture turned out cute.

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3 Responses to “The Devil Wore Red…”

Ashlie- Mommycosm

Oh, that’s a great picture!
When my daughter was 2, we got the funniest picture of her with Santa. She was looking up at him with a great big pouty face and tears in her eyes. She’s 6 now and totally giggles when she sees it.

He IS a really good Santa!

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Twisted Cinderella

I LOVE that pic! Princess Belle was terrified of Santa the first time she saw him.

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shonda

My kids just whip out the scared shitless routine any time they are in public and I need them to tow the line.

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