Tucker got “fixed” yesterday.
His vasectomy is now complete and he’s wearing “scrotal support”. Gotta love that.
Of course all of the animals and kids want to sit in Tucker’s lap which isn’t the most comfortable of things for him right now.
Here’s a conversation that we had last night when Oscar, the cat, jumped up in Tucker’s lap.
Tucker: [Said through gritted teeth] I’m going to break that cat’s fucking legs so that he can’t jump up in my lap again.
Me: That would be expensive.
Tucker: I have popsicle sticks and duct tape!
Me: We don’t have any popsicle sticks.
Tucker: Well…we have toothpicks!
Me: And then he’d jump up on your lap just to punji stick your crotch.
Tucker: Good point.
Tucker then moved to the bed and took care of his son.
4 Responses to “Fixed”
Miss
1 year ago
Oh wow. He looks so thrilled that his manhood is missing.
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Ashlie- Mommycosm
1 year ago
He looks about as happy as my husband was this spring. Yea, Tucker for taking one for the team. You’ll be feeling fine in no time.
(BTW, I think I am the only wife to get kicked out of her husband’s vasectomy for giggling.)
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Alana
1 year ago
poor tucker
Christy
1 year ago
Poor Tucker. Relegated to caring for his son. What a hard life.
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