January 2009

So if it sickens you to read about someone talking about how much they love their spouse then I suggest you look through my archives since there’s TONS of conversations that demonstrate how juvenile my husband can be – anal bleaching and penis touching are two of my favorites. This weekend is Tucker’s “drill weekend”.  [...]

Just couldnt help myself.

If you’ve never read any of the Olivia the Pig books then I’m here to tell you that I’m the EXPERT!I have attained this distinction by the simple fact that I have read the first Olivia book to Cara 29 times.  And I think that we got the book for her on Tuesday.  It all [...]

I made pizza dough for the first time and it didn’t kill us.  Woo hoo! Yesterday I marinated chicken breasts in garlic, salt, red pepper flakes, ground coriander and apple cider vinegar.  They actually marinated overnight since they were frozen but around 3pm yesterday I dried them off and popped them in the oven to [...]

I was going to write a “birthday post” since yesterday was my birthday but once I got the thing started last night, I reread it and the thing bored ME to tears so I could only imagine how thrilled you would be to read it. So instead of boring you with the details of my [...]

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