This just in: Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and has doomed us to 6 more weeks of winter.
Punxsutawney Phil’s been around since the 1880’s [his forebearers anyway] and has predicted an early Spring only 14 times.
My favorite part of that picture is the groundhog’s “toes” that are splayed out and trying to grab onto anything nearby.
Poor Punxsutawney Phil.
Anyway, someone needs to give this groundhog a firm talkin’ to since this ice and cold shit is getting really old.