Kermit Jagger

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From my friend Alana who works at a bank:

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows
the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral..

The frog says,”Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”

The bank manager looks back at her and says…

“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”


  1. Renée aka Mekhismom says

    Oh my gosh, thanks for the funny. I did not see where this was going! 😀

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  2. I still laugh like an idiot every time I read this.

  3. THAT, my dear friend, made my day!

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  4. thank you so much for making me bust out laughing!!!


  1. A classic joke from @tastelikecrazy that still cracks me up every time! http://tinyurl.com/c9yx6d

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