Menopause Jewelry

Filed Under: Life

This is a scheduled post since I should be putting boxes in the moving truck. Cross your fingers that the moving is actually taking place.ring-by-darwin-bell

So, another email from Alana:

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green.

When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.

Image| Darwin Bell