Best Someecards Birthday Cards

Filed Under: Life

If you’re looking for a sometimes inappropriate way to show you care, Someecards will do the trick.

But I suggest you don’t go there since you’ll end up looking through pages and pages of cards and end up putting them all on your website because you couldn’t chose just one.

Not that I’d do that or anything.

someecards.com - Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers

someecards.com - This is the perfect day to thank me for remembering your birthday

someecards.com - I could never forget your birthday because of pre-programmed email reminders

someecards.com - You're not nearly as fat or bald as I thought you'd be at this age

someecards.com - I was going to wish you a happy birthday but Facebook was down

someecards.com - I'm sending you this e-card in lieu of a phone call so you don't detect my lack of enthusiasm for your birthday.

someecards.com - I hope your day is filled with all the joy of being a bullied loner.

someecards.com - I hope your birthday is as enjoyable as Don and Betty's inevitable hate-sex on Mad Men

someecards.com - I remember when you weren't so disturbingly old

someecards.com - I hate to shock you, but there's no surprise party

someecards.com - Thinking of me on your birthday

someecards.com - I hope this gets me out of having to call

someecards.com - I picked out the perfect Starbucks Card for you

someecards.com - Sorry your birthday is overshadowed by the holiday season

someecards.com - Let's celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else's bed

someecards.com - Happy Sweet Sixteen or multiple=


  1. Love the cards!! Got a good giggle!! 🙂

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