I like using semicolons; they make me feel smart.
Matthew Inman at The Oatmeal makes me feel stupid but giddy with his semicolon explanation. So stupid and giddy, in fact, that I plan on making Tucker buy me the grammar pack for Christmas or something. I suspect I’ll be glancing at my office walls with much greater frequency than I’ll care to admit…and I won’t be glancing to admire the drawings.
This is just a snippet of the entire cartoon. Click the image to head to the whole kit and caboodle.