Did I mention Cara asked how babies are “created?”
Cause that was fun.
Since she’s five and stuff.
Of course she asked THE QUESTION as we were getting out of the SUV to go grocery shopping. Apparently I asked the exact same thing when I was her age. I guess Tucker’s going to blame me for this just like everything else.
Tucker looked over at me and we both rolled our eyes and Tucker finally told her, “Sex. Sex is how babies are created.”
Look, I’m no prude and I’m sure there are a ton of people who think we’re a bit too honest with our kids and it’s not like I had it all planned out how and when we were going to have “the talk” but I sure as hell didn’t expect it to be in the damned Walmart parking lot.
“Sex? Babies are made by sex?” Cara had this odd look on her face like it all made perfect sense.
This was totally rolling through my head:
“Are you asking this right now because you really want to know or are you asking just so you’ll have something to say?” asked Tucker.
“I’m just asking so I’ll have something to say,” Cara said.