June 2009 (16)
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- 30: Relief (1)
- 27: I Miss My Cat (8)
- 26: Cara Reads Barney to Oscar (2)
- 25: I’m Essentially a Coward (3)
- 24: I Can’t Do Wordless (4)
- 23: Oscar the Cat Almost Died (4)
- 21: Official Statement from Canadian Embassy (1)
- 19: Rickrolled by Tucker (3)
- 17: BlogHer/Lane Bryant Fashion Show (6)
- 15: Take Back Your Power (12)
- 14: Hormones and the New “Mommy War” (7)
- 12: Three Things List (2)
- 10: I’m Going to BlogHer, Y’all (8)
- 07: 20/20 and Bloody Marry (5)
- 04: A Quickie (2)
- 01: Though I Am Awesome… (3)
May 2009 (11)
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- 29: Toddler NO LIKES Pediatrician (1)
- 27: Ollie Smash! (1)
- 26: The Eyelet Shirt (1)
- 22: What Would You Like To See? (4)
- 21: This is What Happened (1)
- 15: The Hermit is Leaving the House (4)
- 14: Dan Zanes CD Giveaway
- 12: Our Trip on Video (4)
- 08: Quick Update (2)
- 02: Menopause Jewelry (2)
- 01: To be Six Again (1)
April 2009 (16)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: My Update (4)
- 27: Our New Place (3)
- 24: Going to Alabama Tomorrow (4)
- 24: Tucker Starts his Job Monday (2)
- 22: Where I Rant About Baby Shaker (17)
- 21: Comments and Houses (0)
- 16: Tucker Got the Job (12)
- 13: Get a Convertible Car Seat and Save Some Cash (2)
- 10: Baby Tries to Remove Eye:Parents think that Sucks (3)
- 09: When the Job You Get Offered is Worse that the One You Don’t Have (4)
- 08: Do You Let Your Child Bathe Alone? (6)
- 07: Cara Working (0)
- 07: Kermit Jagger (4)
- 06: Woe is Me (0)
- 03: Tucker Needs a Job (2)
- 01: How I Spent My Day (3)
March 2009 (25)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: When Do I Take It Out? (7)
- 29: Making Connections (6)
- 28: Blogger in Training (1)
- 28: A Very Talented Carpenter (3)
- 27: I Need Sleep (3)
- 23: On Breastfeeding (16)
- 19: The Park and My New Hair (5)
- 17: Sue Happy? (7)
- 16: Hello Kitty is Britney Spears and Other Randomness (1)
- 15: Help Me Get to BlogHer (5)
- 13: Trying to Avoid the Walker (5)
- 12: It’s Snowing (2)
- 11: It’s All About the Sparkle (1)
- 10: Ladybug, You Light Up My Life
- 09: Could You Rawk a Tricycle Like This? (5)
- 09: The Weekend and a Call for a Job (2)
- 07: Fallout 3 and a Day Off (5)
- 06: For the Love of Bubble Wrap (1)
- 05: SOS (6)
- 04: Latenight Shedding and No More Drug Dealers (3)
- 03: The Structural Integrity of Jell-O (7)
- 03: It Cruises (6)
- 02: Shredded to Pieces (6)
- 02: Pay the Piper (3)
- 01: Snow (4)
February 2009 (24)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 27: The Unwanted Child (4)
- 25: Pretty Comments, Please (5)
- 23: Pulling Up and Going to School (1)
- 21: Randomness and Blog Whoring, How I Love Thee (1)
- 20: Did You Say Shredder? (3)
- 20: MilkBank – All in One Bottle
- 17: My Brain Just Smashed into My Skull (6)
- 17: Another House (3)
- 16: If Women in the Amazon Can Do It… (4)
- 15: 30 Hours in a Day (3)
- 12: Your Ass is Going to Get Really Huge Casserole (4)
- 10: Maternity Pants and Adoption (6)
- 10: Great DVD Just Plug Your Ears (0)
- 09: Steroid and a Sponsor (2)
- 08: Quick Update (0)
- 07: All By Myself (1)
- 06: Ollie’s Sick (1)
- 05: Haunted Slanted House (5)
- 04: A Good Deed Never Goes Unpunished (0)
- 04: My Fear of Public Speaking (0)
- 03: Squirt (2)
- 02: The Boss’s Crotch in your Face (5)
- 02: Punxsutawney Phil Confirmed Sciaphobic (1)
- 01: February NaBloPoMo (0)
January 2009 (17)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Looking for Balance (2)
- 30: It was Cold and Stuff (0)
- 27: Another Ill-Fated Trip (1)
- 26: Roadblock (2)
- 21: Monster and Tucker’s Blog (4)
- 20: The New Stage Moms/Dads (8)
- 18: 1481 (0)
- 18: Misshapen Head (2)
- 15: Winter Hats (0)
- 14: 1442 (0)
- 14: Rumble Strips and MiniSD Cards (0)
- 10: On Oliver (3)
- 09: I Love My Husband (1)
- 09: Poor Cat (2)
- 08: All About Olivia (6)
- 07: Pizza Dough (3)
- 04: Hanging On (3)
December 2008 (33)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Six Steps to a Successful New Year’s Resolution (3)
- 31: A Turkey, a House and Ten Resolutions (1)
- 30: I’m the Only One Awake (0)
- 28: On Pack Structure and Turkeys (1)
- 26: Because He’s Cute (2)
- 25: Merry Christmas (1)
- 24: Hello Kitty and Broken Eggs (1)
- 24: Christmas Cookies (1)
- 22: Hope Someone has Our Backs (3)
- 21: An Open Letter to Arkansas Weather (2)
- 20: The Christmas Spirit in Me (3)
- 19: Leg Circulation is a Necessary Evil (2)
- 18: Not That I’m Saying I Told You So… (3)
- 17: Side Boob (4)
- 17: Burning the Midnight Oil (4)
- 15: On Politics and Twitter (9)
- 14: Avoid Cheap Batteries (1)
- 13: On Southern Grief (3)
- 12: Up and Down Day (3)
- 11: He Should Have Been Asleep (3)
- 10: Prehensile Thumbs and Mariachi Men (3)
- 10: Simon’s Sister’s Dog (2)
- 09: Selfish (9)
- 08: Broken Hair Dryer and Scary Cat (4)
- 07: Good Day (3)
- 06: Rambling My Way Through NABLOPOMO (1)
- 05: Still a Work in Progress (2)
- 04: Ding Dong the Bratz are Dead! (2)
- 04: Sick Hummingbird Loses Note (2)
- 03: Work in Progress (1)
- 02: Sitcom Cliché (4)
- 02: Dismal Participation Leads to Easy Win (25)
- 01: NABLOPOMO (2)
November 2008 (18)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: Black Friday = Free Games (4)
- 27: Gobble (1)
- 26: Get Ready for Black Friday (6)
- 25: Fixed (4)
- 24: Trust MY Opinion (0)
- 20: The Devil Wore Red… (3)
- 17: Purple is the New Black (9)
- 13: He Might Be Giant (6)
- 13: Grow Baby, Grow (3)
- 12: The Past Week in Pictures (1)
- 11: Pregnancy and Permission Slips (1)
- 10: The Girl Who Cried Pee…er, Wolf (1)
- 09: A Little Snip (4)
- 07: Buttered Turkey (4)
- 06: Protect Her from Herself (2)
- 05: Bruised and Engaged (3)
- 04: Informed Consent (3)
- 03: Two (3)
October 2008 (25)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: The Simpsons Spoof The Mad Men Intro (0)
- 30: Little Pink Bike (4)
- 28: Cupcakes Lower Stress (3)
- 27: Junk Science and Betrayal (3)
- 23: Second Chances with Cooler Toys (2)
- 23: Tinkle Tube? (6)
- 22: Oliver in October (9)
- 21: Living Room Potty (2)
- 20: Technicolor Slinky Thing Video (0)
- 20: 50% Interesting (3)
- 17: Cold Large Animals Party (3)
- 17: Magnetic Cuteness (2)
- 16: Hairdryer Parenting (6)
- 15: Smiles (3)
- 15: Guaranteed to Scar Her for Life (1)
- 14: Dora = Vermin (6)
- 09: I Miss Maternity Clothes (4)
- 09: I’m Special (0)
- 08: Torturing Barbie (3)
- 07: Hazing and Parenthood (6)
- 06: Picture Day (2)
- 05: Washing Machine Woes (2)
- 03: Stochastic* Friday (1)
- 01: Sickness and Baby Legs (2)
- 01: Good Oliver (1)
September 2008 (31)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Adiós Nasty Cord Stump Thing (1)
- 30: Cable and a Black Stump (1)
- 28: Wet and Sleepy (2)
- 27: Cool Hand Luke (5)
- 26: Two Weeks Ago… (6)
- 25: I CAN HAS TITLE? (3)
- 24: Her Dad Did It (2)
- 24: Sisterly Love (8)
- 23: Really Should Have Been Asleep (8)
- 22: Post Partum Induced Rant (7)
- 22: A Week Later (2)
- 20: And the Winner Is… (0)
- 19: Boppy and Nipple Goop (1)
- 19: Boobs on Aisle Seven (9)
- 17: Hospital Jello (6)
- 16: Pictures Four Days Later (8)
- 15: Oh Yeah….and I Had a Kid (34)
- 15: Maybe Baby Review and Giveaway (7)
- 11: If You Have a Cat… (0)
- 11: Demon TV, My Cervix and a Big Ball of Solidarity (4)
- 10: Wanna Touch My Penis? (7)
- 09: REAL Palin Pictures (2)
- 08: Breastfeeding Until 8? (9)
- 08: Leave It to a Toddler to Make You Feel Like… (2)
- 08: I Put Off Labor for That?! (4)
- 05: Pitbulls for Palin (8)
- 05: Memphis Bound (4)
- 04: What’s In the Cup is More Important (2)
- 03: C-Section Scheduled (10)
- 03: The Park (4)
- 01: Labor Day (3)
August 2008 (30)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Someone’s Having a Very Bad Day (1)
- 29: Making Progress (6)
- 29: But We Have 248 Diapers! (0)
- 27: Henry the Snake (12)
- 26: Fall Tease (1)
- 25: Vote for Me…Please? (2)
- 21: Still Pregnant (6)
- 21: Kind of Free Bare Escentuals Lip Gloss (0)
- 21: Book Giveaway (18)
- 19: Clean Water and Other Random Things (4)
- 18: 36 Weeks and Change (5)
- 18: Semi Homemade Meets The Heathers (1)
- 16: I Leave You with This (7)
- 15: Butchered (7)
- 14: Can’t Beat Cheap with a Stick (7)
- 13: Almost 36 Weeks (4)
- 10: The Bed (4)
- 09: An Evolving Battle (5)
- 08: 35 Weeks (4)
- 08: F U Friday (1)
- 07: Short End of the Stick (2)
- 06: Vote St. Louis! (3)
- 06: Clothes Horse (5)
- 06: Call-In Interview Thingamajigs (1)
- 05: Dog and Toddler Show (3)
- 03: She Works Hard for the Money (10)
- 03: Pool Edges and Bug Guts (2)
- 02: Bloody Dream (4)
- 01: It Wasn’t You It Was Me (0)
- 01: F U Friday (0)
July 2008 (32)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: We Always Take It Too Far (3)
- 31: Six Random Things (2)
- 30: Ugly Crier (1)
- 30: Then and Now (9)
- 29: Pink Haired Amazon (8)
- 29: Picking Up Chicks (2)
- 26: Run for the Hills (7)
- 25: F U Friday (8)
- 24: Yup, I Know. (2)
- 24: Today Isn’t Half Bad (2)
- 23: Sailor Cara (7)
- 22: ADD or Stream of Consciousness (1)
- 20: My Website is Aptly Named (4)
- 19: Dinner (0)
- 18: F U Fridays (3)
- 18: I’m All Sold Out (4)
- 18: Hippo Eats Dwarf (3)
- 17: Rockin’ the Chuck Taylors (1)
- 14: Impromptu Trip (2)
- 11: Family Bathroom (2)
- 10: Disassemble It (3)
- 10: Pregnant and Ranting (2)
- 09: Definitely Need to Go Grocery Shopping (5)
- 09: Mud (5)
- 08: On a Day Like Today (1)
- 08: The River (2)
- 08: I Itch (0)
- 07: Would You Like to Buy My Plate? (3)
- 05: A Brief Explanation (7)
- 04: Test Post (0)
- 04: Odd (0)
- 03: Doh! (1)
April 2008 (1)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 21: Your Baby Can Read (0)
January 2008 (6)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 07: Aren’t We Smarter than This? (0)
- 07: This Cafe is Closing (0)
- 07: The First Pregnancy Post (0)
- 05: The Update (0)
- 03: Hoping it Sticks (0)
- 03: Happy Birthday to Me (0)
December 2007 (22)
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- 29: Thieving Elves (0)
- 28: I Hope that Tonight is Better (0)
- 27: New Perspective (0)
- 26: The Many Mishaps of Yesterday (0)
- 25: Merry Christmas (0)
- 23: Early Merry Christmas To Us (0)
- 21: 40 Dollar Goose (0)
- 21: Jingle Cats (0)
- 21: Random Because I Need More Coffee (0)
- 20: Catching Up (0)
- 15: Looking for Balance (0)
- 14: It’s Cleaning Time (0)
- 13: Sick (0)
- 13: That Baby DVD and CD (0)
- 13: That Baby DVD and CD (0)
- 10: Called the Police (0)
- 08: Lines and Other Great Things (0)
- 07: Bass and a Dead Guy (0)
- 06: Imus. Bad Behavior. Period. (0)
- 05: Baby Proof (0)
- 04: Tuesday Turmoil (0)
- 03: In Need of Some Serenity (0)
November 2007 (16)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: 7 Random Things (0)
- 27: Message to YouTube (0)
- 26: Post Office Apology (0)
- 24: Death To You, Molar (0)
- 23: The Day After (0)
- 22: I’m Thankful (0)
- 20: Thanksgiving My Way (0)
- 17: I’m Just Asking for Three Hours (0)
- 16: Beauty Confidential (0)
- 15: Listen To Your Kids (0)
- 13: I Didn’t Get the Joke (0)
- 11: Who Needs Focus? (0)
- 08: Olive Oil Conditioner (1)
- 08: Birthday Movie (0)
- 06: Busy Little Bee (0)
- 03: Obligatory Birthday Post (0)
October 2007 (17)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Stupid Dad (0)
- 28: My Guard Dogs (0)
- 25: She Did It Herself (0)
- 25: I Got Homework (0)
- 23: Birthday Party Thoughts (0)
- 22: Your Mom’s a Gamer (0)
- 21: Stupid Molar (0)
- 19: Freudian Slip (0)
- 19: A Few Moronic Warning Labels (0)
- 17: The Goat (0)
- 16: Anticipation (0)
- 15: I Am Random (0)
- 13: My Saturday PSA (0)
- 11: My Mom Rocks! (0)
- 07: Mom’s Here (0)
- 04: Mailbox Journey (0)
- 02: Dead Car Batteries Suck (0)
September 2007 (17)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: Amazing Boob Trick (0)
- 27: Breaking the Cycle (0)
- 27: Rules of a Toddler (0)
- 26: Breastfeeding Crazys (0)
- 26: It’s Going to Be One of Those Days (0)
- 24: Diaper Woes (0)
- 22: Domestic Zeroism at its Finest (0)
- 17: Breastfeeding Terms Defined (0)
- 16: I’m Bottle Feeding (0)
- 15: Not That Stupid Revisited (0)
- 13: Ghetto Fabulous Role Models (0)
- 10: My Ode to Tucker (0)
- 10: Look What I Found in My Toilet (0)
- 08: Where I Whine About My Child’s Lack of Sleep (0)
- 06: Experiments Are Fun… (0)
- 03: She Thinks I’m Nice (0)
- 02: For Once It Wasn’t the Cat (0)
August 2007 (27)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Can I Get an Inhaler with that Dandelion? (0)
- 29: Assassin’s Creed, I Love You (0)
- 28: This Much I Know (0)
- 28: Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? (0)
- 26: Pan’s Labyrinth and KFC (0)
- 24: Always Amazingly Awesome Montero (0)
- 24: Campaign to Prevent “Name” Tattoos (0)
- 23: The Britney Spears Interview (0)
- 22: Worst Mom Ever! (0)
- 22: Cake and Harry Potter (0)
- 20: Ducking Rocks (0)
- 19: Ming-Ming Should Die and Other Random Things (0)
- 17: No More Pills (0)
- 16: Bath Time Fun (0)
- 15: Baby Gate AKA Baby Joke (0)
- 14: Big List of Baby Junk (0)
- 11: Spoiled (0)
- 10: Putting Out Fires (0)
- 09: How My Adoption Changed Me as a Mom (1)
- 08: But I Wanted to Cook Breakfast! (1)
- 08: Is Baby Einstein Evil? (0)
- 07: Suicide (1)
- 06: Sad Day (0)
- 05: You Searched for It Now Here It Is (0)
- 04: Daddy Daycare (0)
- 03: My Kid’s Skinny and Apparently I Don’t Feed Her (0)
- 01: I Ain’t Got No Answers (0)
July 2007 (44)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Dark Mood Cometh Again (0)
- 30: Part Time Job (0)
- 30: Redshirting (8)
- 29: On Why My Animals are Wierd (0)
- 28: Rain, Kias and PJs (0)
- 27: Ya Know? (0)
- 27: Under Construction (0)
- 26: More On UPS (0)
- 26: Cleanin’ House and Bitchin’ (0)
- 25: Oblivion and Insomnia (0)
- 24: I’m Not THAT Stupid (0)
- 23: Phone Calls Make Me Paranoid (1)
- 23: Walking Doesn’t Suck that Much (0)
- 22: Salmonella in MY Belly (0)
- 21: Dear Mr. 50ish Balding Hawaiian Print Shirt Guy (0)
- 20: Salmonella in Her Belly (0)
- 20: On Why My Husband is Weird (0)
- 20: It’s Business Time (0)
- 19: Crazy Bitching (0)
- 19: Baby Monitor Dirt (0)
- 18: Dear Blue Floral Shirt Lady (0)
- 18: Recipes that Don’t Suck (0)
- 18: Sleep Baby, Sleep (0)
- 18: Other People’s Kids (0)
- 18: Best Damn Random List in the World! (0)
- 18: Mrs. Judgy McJudgers (0)
- 18: Good Morning and a Broken Dishwasher (0)
- 18: Red Baby Ass and Cleaning Tips (0)
- 17: Scaredy Cat Karma (0)
- 17: Buy Her Wood (0)
- 13: I’m Getting Crap Done and Taking Names! (0)
- 13: I’ve Become a Cracker Addict! (0)
- 13: Can Babies Be Snobs? (0)
- 13: What Have I Gotten Myself Into?! (0)
- 07: Special Little Snowflake (0)
- 06: How Long Are You Going To Do That? (0)
- 05: Good Bye Cable, Good Bye (0)
- 04: Cara Walking! (0)
- 04: Confessions of a Mommy Blogger (0)
- 03: I Went to the Museum/Zoo and It was Fun! (0)
- 02: She’s Asleep and I’m Sad (0)
- 01: Bikinis for Babies?! (0)
- 01: Wedded Bliss…or Not? (0)
- 01: Happy Anniversary and Stuff (0)
June 2007 (15)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: Ann Coulter and Why You Should Quote Fairly! (0)
- 27: Organic Baby Food, Puke and Politics (0)
- 26: Not Father of the Year Material (0)
- 25: Boobs and What I Think About Them (0)
- 23: An Then I Shut the Door and Left Her Cry (0)
- 22: The Good, the Bad, and the Jury’s Still Out (0)
- 21: Liquid Love (0)
- 20: Guilt and Sorrow (0)
- 19: Light At the End of the Tunnel (0)
- 18: Goodnight You Moonlight Ladies (0)
- 17: Dr. Ferber, Here We Come! (0)
- 15: Adding Insult to Injury (0)
- 14: It Sleeps… (0)
- 14: Coffee, Wishful Sleeping and Pops (0)
- 13: Dark Mood Cometh (0)
May 2007 (2)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 21: A Volvo or a Poodle (0)
- 20: Highneeds Princess (0)
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