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As you might have guessed from this post, Tucker’s getting fixed.

Am I the only one whose brain instantly goes to a dog being neutered?  Wonder if Tucker’s going to have to wear one of those cones around his neck?

I know he has to wear “scrotal support”.

When I read that I think of those support hose that my grandma used to wear.

OK.  Those are officially two thoughts that should NEVER occur together - Tucker’s scrotum and my grandma.

Where was I?

A deep and meaningful conversation between Sarcastic Mom and myself.

Enjoy.

I quit my birthcontrol yesterday.

NO, I am NOT trying to get pregnant again. Not yet anyway.

I guess a bit of back story is in order.

I had Cara in November of 2006. [That sounds like so long ago!]

The “baby weight” came off almost immediately and after a couple of months, the ole body was able to fit into “normal” clothes again.

Around June, I started taking birthcontrol. [the Minipill]

After about a month of being on “the pill”, I noticed that I was gaining wight. Granted, it wasn’t five pounds a week or anything, but any gain is too much in my book.

We were in bed last night talking about how I have never been to a spa.

Perfectly innocent, right?

Somehow that innocent subject quickly devolved into Tucker talking about anal bleaching. You read that correctly. Anal bleaching. [Can you imagine the hits I’m going to have from Google from this one?]

The conversation went something like this:

Me: I’d really like to go just to get my eyebrows and legs waxed…maybe a massage.

Tucker: You know, they bleach stuff too.

Me: Why would I want to get something bleached?

Tucker: You could get your butt bleached.

I was on Blogher and found a spiffy new blog…well new to me anyway. She had a hilarious video by Flight of the Conchords who incidentally, I had never heard of. See what I just did there? I found something on another blog that I found interesting. So, I mentioned the blog AND I linked back to their blog! How novel is that? It drives me bat shit when people aren’t honest about where they get their information. Don’t believe me? Read this…

Wait. Where was I? What was I talking about? Oh yeah! A funny video/song about sex. Awesome!