
“Throat is on fire. Kits sexting better thug.” IS NOT the same as, “Throat is on fire. Kids seem better though.” Damn you, Swype! Dumb phone.

Today is my birthday. I am not a fan of birthdays if they happen to belong to me and it looks like this particular birthday will be one of my least favorite. Not only am I 30 today but my right eye feels like someone stuck tiny little needles under my eyelid. It started a [...]