On the left side of the sanity bell curve
I can feel the wind shifting; I know it won’t be long now. My previous week of high productivity is quickly coming to an end. I’m looking around the apartment right now and I really could care less that the kitchen is a wreck. (sorry Kate) I am washing some clothes right now, but, with respect ...
Tucker had a very an interesting proposal for me last night. Tucker - Why don’t I get a part-time job? Me - What? (because, like always, I really wasn’t listening to him) Tucker - I think I’m going to get a part-time job. I’m not taking any classes this semester and I really need something to do. Plus, ...
I was over at Blogher this morning and read an interesting article that Leslie Brooks wrote concerning “redshirting” kids. If you don’t know what that is (cause I didn’t), redshirting is the practice of delaying a child’s entry into Kindergarten until they are physically larger or more “ready”. I’m originally from a town of about ...
In between drinks last night, I came to the conclusion that I have some of the dorkiest pets ever. Ok. So maybe I already knew that, but, the alcohol seemed to amplify their general goofiness a bit. Cara had been asleep for about an hour and of course that was the time that the dogs decided ...
Did you know that it rains in Florida? You did?! Well, could you please inform the assholes who feel the need to drive with their hazards on when it’s raining? Please? One of the “hazard people” almost took us out. We were in our lane, they were in theirs…with their hazards a blazin’. The next thing we ...
The picture to the left really has nothing to do with what I’m going to write about. I just like it, ya know? Wait, did you catch that? The “ya know” part? Tucker mentioned that I say “ya know” after just about everything that I say. And, it’s driving me crazy! Why do I do this? ...
On the 21st, I wrote about a guy I saw at UPS. I guess karma has come back to bite me in the ASS! Curious? After I wrote about Hawaiian print shirt guy, I got on UPS.com to see how much the guy would have had to spend to have Saturday pick-up and get it where he wanted ...
You know that old saying, “sweating like a pig”? Well, oink. Since 6 am, I have washed three loads of laundry, folded one load, run two loads of dishes, vacuumed the living room, washed the sliding glass doors, taken out the trash and cleaned the kitchen. I’m tired now. I’m really not sure what’s gotten into me, but I’m ...
So how do you know when you have a “problem” when it comes to video games? When you get out of a perfectly good bed at 10:30 at night to go search on the internet for the location of a stupid wayshrine that has been bothering you since 5 pm, that’s how. So now that I ...
I’ve been taking care of bisnass this morning, hence the tardy post. I was checking my email a few minutes ago for a reply from a potential writing job person thingie. That email wasn’t in my in box, but this was: Dear Friend, I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Bank ...
I just got a call from someone from the county concerning Cara’s bout with Salmonella. To be honest, I’m not totally sure where she was from; wherever she said she was from it was enough of a shock that I totally forgot how she identified herself. Anyway, she started asking me questions about whether or not ...
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