I’m Not THAT Stupid

Filed Under: Life

I’ve been taking care of bisnass this morning, hence the tardy post.

I was checking my email a few minutes ago for a reply from a potential writing job person thingie. That email wasn’t in my in box, but this was:

Dear Friend,

I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Bank Draft but did not heard from you since that time then I deposited the Draft with Shalom Daily Courier delivering company here in Benin Republic , because I travelling to Iraq to see my boss and i will not come back till next month end. You have to contact the diplomatic Shalom Daily Courier delivering company to know when they will deliver your package .I have paid for the delivering charges and insurance fee.

The only money you have to send to them is there security keeping fee which is $95.00 Us Dollars to received your package.Do not delay to contact REV.DR PHILIP WILLIAMS , Director of Shalon diplomatic Shalom Daily courier company through this E-mail;( shalom_daily_dalivering_info@yahoo.fr) and his phone number (00229-93817059) contact him as soon as possible to avoid increase the security keeping fee, i gave them your address to deliver your 850 000 USD bank draft but you have to reconfirm your informations to avoid rung delivering

Your first name_______________________________
Your Last name______________________________
Your Telephone number/Office Phone number_______
Your full house address _______________________
Your age/occupation_________________________
Your City___________________________________
A copy of your picture_________________________
Company registration _____________No EG58956.
Code number ___________014/04/8XM

Thanks and God almighty bless you together with all your relations.

Barr Steven Mark.

Of course, after reading about my amazing luck, I sent them all of the information that they requested and a check for $95. Right…

At least he blessed me and all of my relations.