On the left side of the sanity bell curve
I just got out of the shower and Cara is down for her morning nap. Life is good. I normally take my shower at night but since I went walking this morning (stop laughing), I definitely couldn’t put it off. Wait. Are you still laughing? I really I can’t blame you. The idea of me ...
Ugg. So Caroline’s feeling better and that makes me very pleased. I really don’t think I can express the joy that I’m feeling at the fact that I don’t have to change a dirty diaper every thirty minutes. Isn’t it amazing the things that can make a mom happy? Maybe it’s pathetic. Oh well. Apparently my hand-washing ...
Dear Mr. 50ish balding Hawaiian print shirt guy with the very loud wife in the pink miniskirt at the UPS Store at 1:17 pm today, You truly amazed me (and it takes a lot to amaze me) . I was amazed at the fact that you waited until Saturday afternoon to send out your package and ...
I got a call from the Base a little while ago concerning Cara’s poop. Wait, did I tell you about that. Hmm…let me think. Yep. I did. Here, here, here, and here. What I forgot to tell you is that Tucker had to take in a little Cara stool sample and that’s why the Base called. Cara ...
We were in bed last night talking about how I have never been to a spa. Perfectly innocent, right? Somehow that innocent subject quickly devolved into Tucker talking about anal bleaching. You read that correctly. Anal bleaching. [Can you imagine the hits I’m going to have from Google from this one?] The conversation went something ...
I was on Blogher and found a spiffy new blog…well new to me anyway. She had a hilarious video by Flight of the Conchords who incidentally, I had never heard of. See what I just did there? I found something on another blog that I found interesting. So, I mentioned the blog AND I ...
I’m adding new blogs to my Google Reader so that I can “broaden my horizons” so to speak. I have been amazed at the number of blogs that don’t have any feed links; some of the blogs are really good. It makes me sad because I refuse to fall back into the 60 bookmarks under “Blogs” again. ...
When Cara was around eight weeks or so, the Crazy family attended a birthday party for the daughter (I’ll call her Sara) of some friends of ours. The friends are young [because you know, I’m so ancient] and Tucker and I don’t always [pretty much never] agree with their parenting style. Being the amazingly tactful ...
Dear Blue Floral Shirt Lady in line at Starbucks around 2:30 today, Thank you so much for allowing me to hear your entire phone conversation. Every time your phone would make that obnoxious “beep-beep” noise, I waited with bated breath for the next tidbit to spew forth. I am really glad that your phone has taken ...
I really like to cook. I also find tons of horrible recipes. Luckily for you guys, we eat the crap so you don’t have to. I figured that I would toss out three more gems for your dining enjoyment. This is going to be a long one, but it’s worth it. I promise these recipes don’t suck. #1 ...
Why has the child decided to start waking at 5 am? Does anyone have any ideas because I’m at a loss. Oh well. I’m not being a “martyr mommy” or anything and I did go to bed last night at 8:30 pm. I think I got enough sleep. Around 7 am, she started to drift off ...
When I was eight months pregnant with Cara, I took Sophie and Beck out back to go pee. The grass was dewy and the two idiots were tip-toeing around like the wet grass was going to eat them. As I was cussing at the duo to get down to business, an itty bitty Sheltie came out ...
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