On the left side of the sanity bell curve
I'm on my way out the door to head to Little Rock but I wanted to leave you with a look at my hair this morning. The pregnancy hormones have calmed down a bit and after I got to mess with the hair a little bit, I don't absolutely hate it like I did. It's still ...
This was me at around 15:30 today. I was not happy. Can you tell? I used to look like this: I liked this hair cut. It made me feel pretty and thin and like I looked LIKE A FUCKING GIRL. I'll try and keep the story short. I got my hair cut like a month and a half ago ...
Our "baby plan" is that Oliver is going to stay in our room till he outgrows the bassinet part of our pack-n-play and then he'll move into Cara's room. [Can't wait for that mayhem.] Since Oliver won't be using the crib for a while, we weren't in any hurry to get any sort of crib bedding ...
Cara got a toddler bed yesterday. As you can see from the picture, her crib is still up. I figured I was doing good by just getting the toddler bed put together. Actually, I was a fucking rockstar! That bed has eight slats. Each one of those slats has a peg on each end of the slat. ...
We have had issues with eating out with Cara since she was a tiny infant. Actually, that's not totally right. Other people have had issues with us eating out with Cara since she was a tiny infant. When Cara was an itty bitty baby, I would breastfeed her when we went to dinner. Since I hadn't ...
Friday, glorious Friday! Actually, I don't have that unnatural love/devotion for Friday any longer since I stay at home with Cara. Don't get me wrong, Fridays are fine but it's not like I get to leave "the office" for the weekend and come back on Monday. I'm rambling now aren't I? Sorry. It's Fuck You Friday! Yippee! Now for ...
I am awake. I have been awake since 5 am. Cara is awake. Cara has been awake since 5 am. Do you see a correlation here? Not only did she wake up but I could here her bouncing in her crib and couldn't help but hear the earsplitting screams. [Cara, is the screaming REALLY necessary?!] The most maddening part ...
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Blah. Yesterday was one of those days where I felt like an absolute asshole. I woke up at 3:45 because of an extremely screwed up nightmare involving my ex-stepfather's house [again] and a very creepy ghost cloud thing. It took me until 5 am to calm down enough to go back to sleep. I managed to forget my ...
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