From my friend Alana who works at a bank: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says ...
Archives for April 2009
Kermit Jagger
Filed Under: LifeWoe is Me
Filed Under: UncategorizedHow I Spent My Day
Filed Under: UncategorizedI hate job hunting. HATE it. When I was in high school and college, I would always take the first job that was offered to me just so I wouldn't have to fill out anymore of those damn applications. It's a depressing, monotonous process that sucks my soul dry. Yesterday, I spent the entire day sitting on the ...
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