My Butt is a Good Hiding Place

I’m sitting here on the couch and I’m a kid down. Tucker took Cara to the dentist this morning to get this weird discoloration thing fixed [I say weird discoloration thing since the dentist never said it was a cavity since it was hard] and I just know when she gets home that she’s going… Continue reading My Butt is a Good Hiding Place

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Santa’s a Sham and Tucker Does Everything Better

I bitch at Tucker a lot. I realize this, he realizes this but doesn’t complain about it too often. He’s not henpecked or anything…mostly he just listens and files it away for future bitch sessions at me. My all-time favorite thing to bitch at Tucker about it how he’s better at everything than me. Correction.… Continue reading Santa’s a Sham and Tucker Does Everything Better

Accidents and Laundry

The problem with writing a reactionary blog is that you tend to only write about things that stick in your mind and not the day-to-day tedium. Last week I found a couple of journals from when I was younger. One was from when I was 11 and one was from my senior year of high… Continue reading Accidents and Laundry

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Boeuf Bourguignon à la Taste Like Crazy

Boeuf Bourguignon

A few months ago I listened to the audio version of the book Julie and Julia [affiliate link] and I fell in love with Julie Powell’s writing style and could completely identify with her “how the hell did I get to be 30 and this is all I have to show for it” attitude. Every… Continue reading Boeuf Bourguignon à la Taste Like Crazy

Rainy Trip

Memphis Traffic in the Rain

Do you ever have those days when you know that you should write deep and thought provoking things to prove that you’re giving proper reverence to events? OK. So a sentence that was supposed to be simple has turned into this cryptic, convoluted monster but I’m so sick of reading it over and over and… Continue reading Rainy Trip

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Really Cold Shower

I’m sitting in the Starbucks at Barnes and Noble right now in Jonesboro, AR and I can’t quit tapping my foot to the obnoxious Christmas music that’s being piped in. It’s not that I’m going all Scrooge or anything but when I have to plug one ear so I can hear my phone…well…the music is… Continue reading Really Cold Shower

More Coffee, Please?

First Snow 2009

Last night was one of those nights when having two parents around would have made things a lot easier. Actually, I don’t know how much easier things would have been but at least I would have had someone other than myself to bitch to. I’m fairly certain that Ollie has developed a couple of ear… Continue reading More Coffee, Please?