While I’m at the Type-A conference this summer, Tucker and the kids will be at the beach with his family.
Tucker has threatened to wear this:

Any of these adequately express my feelings.
I’m sure you’re asking: “But why, Amy?! Why would he embarrass himself and all of humanity and adorable kittens by wearing something like that in public?! Has he no shame?”
Simple answer is he’s obsessed with this:
Save. Me.