On the left side of the sanity bell curve
From my friend Alana who works at a bank: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.… Continue reading Kermit Jagger
I don’t like asking for money. I don’t like taking money. Basically, I don’t like feeling indebted to someone. If the money is a gift or if it’s in payment for a service then I’m alright with that. What brought all of this up was an email that I got while I was napping in… Continue reading Woe is Me
Tucker needs a job.
I hate job hunting. HATE it. When I was in high school and college, I would always take the first job that was offered to me just so I wouldn’t have to fill out anymore of those damn applications. It’s a depressing, monotonous process that sucks my soul dry. Yesterday, I spent the entire day… Continue reading How I Spent My Day