I Need Flexible Boobs

Ollie’s 14 months old now. He’s been walking for months, nods his head “yes” and “no”, beats up on his sister and does long division. OK. So the beats his sister up part isn’t true… Anyway, one thing Oliver doesn’t do is sleep through the night. He’s normally in bed by 7 or 7:30 and… Continue reading I Need Flexible Boobs

Mother, Thy Name is Cow

So, I just stepped in it. Cara, Ollie and I were all sitting at the table eating dinner and Cara and I were going over animal sounds and what animals live in the ocean-that kind of thing. Cows came up and I asked Cara what sound they make. “Moo!” [Genius, I’m telling you.] I couldn’t… Continue reading Mother, Thy Name is Cow

On Breastfeeding

I received an email today with a link to a piece that was published in the Atlantic. The email came from a pro-breastfeeding group and I clicked over ready to damn the piece since the group was obviously up in arms over what had been written. But, as I read the story, a lot of… Continue reading On Breastfeeding

Pay the Piper

Can you trust what someone says if that someone is sponsored? You hear a lot of talk around the Internet about transparency. [That’s just a fancy word for honesty.] If you’re affiliated with a company then you’re supposed to disclose that affiliation. Some expect you to say how much you’re paid. [That won’t happen here… Continue reading Pay the Piper

The Unwanted Child

I was planning on writing about the farce that is sharing but I’ve saved that as a draft for a rainy day. Tonight, I shall write about Oliver. Some back story, though I’m sure I’ve probably written about this before. I found out that I was pregnant with Oliver on my birthday of 2007. [Jan… Continue reading The Unwanted Child

Maternity Pants and Adoption

This is apparently the week of Ollie.  Kinda like the year of the Ox but not nearly as long. I called Oliver’s pediatrician this morning and asked that she call in an antibiotic.  It’s not that I don’t enjoy breastfeeding my four month old with him sitting up…it’s just awkward.  That and the reason that… Continue reading Maternity Pants and Adoption

Steroid and a Sponsor

I, for one, am VERY glad that Ollie’s course of Prednisone is over tomorrow morning. It’s not that it made him crazy emotional or overly excited but it was just a pain in the ass to get him to take it.  I had to get a cube of smooshed up banana out of the freezer,… Continue reading Steroid and a Sponsor

Quick Update

Just a quick update since Tucker’s home from drill and I refuse to fall off of the NABLOPOMO wagon this early on. You know that you have a congested child when you go into the bathroom with the child, shut the door and then turn the shower and the sink’s faucet both to nothing but… Continue reading Quick Update