On the left side of the sanity bell curve
When I can’t check in for my doctor’s appointment without staring at your tits, your shirt is NOT WORK APPROPRIATE. Just had to get that out there. There is this woman at the front desk of my OB’s office who apparently doesn’t know the meaning of work appropriate clothing. Last week, she had on a… Continue reading C-Section Scheduled
We went to the OB yesterday for my weekly visit. My doc got to meet my vagina which is always a fun experience and I must say that he has to be the most efficient “checker” I’ve ever met. [The whole thing lasted less than 15 seconds.] Apparently I’m 1-2 cm dilated but Oliver’s head… Continue reading Making Progress
As I’m typing this, I’m having a contraction. BUT, it’s not one of those, “OH MY GAWD I’M IN LABOR” contractions. It’s just something to remind me that I have absolutely no fucking control over this pregnancy whatsoever. Last night I woke up thinking, “Damn, that hurt!” and I promptly went back to sleep. I’ve… Continue reading Still Pregnant
Blah. Yesterday was one of those days where I felt like an absolute asshole. I woke up at 3:45 because of an extremely screwed up nightmare involving my ex-stepfather’s house [again] and a very creepy ghost cloud thing. It took me until 5 am to calm down enough to go back to sleep. I managed… Continue reading Call-In Interview Thingamajigs
Oh my Jesus it’s been one of those days! My OB appointment was uneventful as expected. My weight hasn’t changed since three weeks ago which prompted my OB to finally measure my fundal height [Why does that sound dirty to me?] and lo and behold I’m measuring just fine – 1 week ahead to be… Continue reading On a Day Like Today
This is a chigger. I have not named him/her because I wish it dead. We went to the river this weekend to celebrate the 4th and had a purty darn good time. Back to the chiggers. Do you Northern people have chiggers? I Twittered my disdain for the little arthropods and some people didn’t know… Continue reading I Itch