But I Wanted to Cook Breakfast!

Share:

Cara and I got up a bit late today (7:30) and for some reason, I was in a rip roaring mood to cook us bacon and eggs.

You know what I’m talking about. Fry the bacon up until it’s golden and then you plop in a couple of eggs until the edges are crisp. My mouth is watering as I type this.

Apparently the bacon gods weren’t having it.

I had everything ready to go. My cast iron skillet was warming up and the eggs were patiently waiting on the counter.

I grabbed the bacon out of the fridge and instantly saw that something was amiss; my bacon was growing green stuff!

What the fuck?!

We bought this bacon maybe three days ago! Sad times.

So, instead of yummy, yummy bacon and eggs, I had coffee and Cara had cheese, carrots and boob.

Oh well.

****************************************************************

Can someone explain to me why my child has taken to talking in her crib?

Our nighttime routine goes something like this:

Dinner around 5:30 pm

Cara runs around like a loon for a bit

At 7 pm she gets a bath

Bedtime is 8 pm.

Normally, she moans and groans for about twenty minutes and then she passes out.

For the past couple of nights, I put her to bed and she fusses for a short period of time and then starts talking to herself.

She’s not upset. She’s not pissed. She’s just talking.

It’s a bit disconcerting to be sitting in the living room listening to my nine month old happily babbling away for 45 minutes.

Anyone else’s kid do this?

By Amy @ Taste Like Crazy

I am a writer. I am a wife. I am a mom. I am a gamer. I am riddled with ADD. Order changes daily.