Not That Stupid Revisited

Filed Under: Life

For some reason, “Capt. Coleman” finds me very trustworthy.

He’s willing to smuggle money out of Iraq to me if I’ll provide him with my bank and contact information.

You also have to love that “for security reasons” I’m supposed to reply to a different Hotmail [ ie unsecured] address.

So, without further ado, here’s another email from my Spam Vault.


Dear Friend,

Thanks for your mail and for accepting my offer. I apologize for my late reply, it’s due to my duty here. Since your last email to me on the month of JUNE, I couldn’t reply back because my troops were camping at the road to the jordanian border, that makes it difficult for me to check my mail.

I have finally secure the money as being agreed and have every proof of this transaction only what I need is your assistance in smuggling this money out of Iraq. I am ready now to transfer the money to you. I want you to send your BANK details and YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER to enable me start transferring the money into your BANK ACCOUNT as i cannot leave IRAQ because of the nature of my work.

I will transfer it with the Bank of Baghdad, Iraq. They do International Transfer. I will not send it at once, I will transfer $500,000 each transfer. I will inform you on what to do when i finally transfer the money into your BANK ACCOUNT.

I am giving you all the trust and I believe that with the help of God, we will sucessfully transfer this money out of Iraq. I hope that one day we will meet each other face to face to start a long lasting relationship.

Please do not disclose this deal to anybody as to protect my duty with the US Marine. I attached my picture and the picture of the Money which for your confirmation as you requested.It wasn’t easy for me to do that but I had to because you requested for it and to make assurance double sure.

Remember, your share still remains the same 30% out of the total amount of the money. The total amount of the money is $14million Dollars.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as possible to proceed it the transfer.Please, Do not reply to this email, reply me to my private email address captaincoleman01@hotmail.com for security reasons.

Captain Duker Coleman