Anytime you read something where I say I’m NEVER GOING TO do something or where I say I’m GOING TO do something, just know I’m full of shit. Case in point? When I wrote that I was going to stop breaking up fights between Cara and Ollie.
Let me clarify.
It’s not that I necessarily mean to lie; I have good intentions. However, my follow-through kind of sucks.
All of that basically means this
which almost always turns into this
and I’m all like
then Ollie’s all like
and Cara’s all like
and I want to be like this
but I’m probably more like this
and then I
and then they
and this is how I feel at the end of it all
This has been my week.