Guess You Don’t Look Like You’re Going To Suck Too Bad, Assassin’s Creed 3

I’m not a fan of this franchise and you can just go ahead and shut your stupid head mouth right now about that little fact.

Or something.

I didn’t mind the first Assassin’s Creed too much–except for the repetitiveness–and the world was rich and the story somewhat interesting. But after that first one I lost interest.

Now we have a new iteration where we’ve jumped across the pond and are placed in one of the pivotal moments in American history: the Revolutionary War.

Well played, Ubisoft. Guess I’m interested again.