How I Tell If Tucker’s Mad At Me

Filed Under: Life

flying toiletMe: Are you mad at me?

Tucker: {long pause} No. No, why?

Me: The toilet seat is up. When you’re mad at me you leave the toilet seat up.

Tucker: I’m not mad at you!

Me: I can’t fix it if I don’t know why you’re mad at me.

Tucker: ♪ I’m gonna kick you in the shins… ♪