This is what I call “baby proof”:
Baby Proof
Category: Life
Message to YouTube
Dear YouTube, I love you. You have given my daughter, my husband, and me hours and hours of enjoyment. But, I’m pretty pissed off at you right now. The League of Maternal Justice posted a breastfeeding montage on your site in response to Facebook banning a picture of a woman breastfeeding her child. It was… Continue reading Message to YouTube
Death To You, Molar
Last night was one of those nights when I wished that I could just snap my fingers and Cara would have a mouthful of teeth. All day she would be playing one minute and crying the next. I could have sworn that she had two personalities; she would be chasing Oscar and then she would… Continue reading Death To You, Molar
I’m Just Asking for Three Hours
If your child has been sleeping through the night since conception, I don’t want to hear about it. Seriously. Don’t tell me. And, while you’re at it, go to hell. I hate you. Well that sounded a bit mean, huh? I don’t really hate you. You’ve always been such a nice person. I’m just bitter… Continue reading I’m Just Asking for Three Hours
Listen To Your Kids
Last week I had my IQ tested and this week I found out the results. While I have a high IQ, my “short term memory” score was startling low. Like almost below-average low. My shrink told me that a score that low, when compared to my high scores on the other subtests, would lead her… Continue reading Listen To Your Kids
I Didn’t Get the Joke
I have always been a lover of animals. When I was much younger, my love bordered on fanaticism/obsession. I watched way too many hours of Wild Kingdom and could name just about every animal in our local museum. So, you can imagine my elation when I was told that we were going to visit the… Continue reading I Didn’t Get the Joke
Birthday Movie
Since I know that you guys can’t get enough of my amazingly cute kid, I figured that I would share this movie. My friend Alana’s hubby made the movie and I think he did a purty darn good job. Enjoy.
Busy Little Bee
I have been a busy little bee. Hence the bee picture. Get it? Busy little bee? Whatever. I’m lying anyway. I haven’t been that busy. I just haven’t had it in me to write anything. After fighting with my host and site for a day and a half, all the fight …
Obligatory Birthday Post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Stupid Dad
I am so utterly pissed right now. Pissed and hurt. To make a long story not as long, my dad sucked as a father. He missed “his weekends”, probably molested me and he stalked my mom. I’ve gotten (or am getting) passed all of that as best I can. Several years ago, Dad remarried. His… Continue reading Stupid Dad
My Guard Dogs
I’m a work-at-home mom. Everyday, Tucker goes to work and Cara and I stay at our apartment while he’s gone. Granted, we’re not shut-ins or anything…but we are home for most of the day. For the most part, we live in a decent part of town and crime isn’t a big issue. So, I’ve never… Continue reading My Guard Dogs
She Did It Herself
Is it me or does the Sharpie accent really bring out Cara’s eyes?