On the left side of the sanity bell curve
On the 21st, I wrote about a guy I saw at UPS. I guess karma has come back to bite me in the ASS! Curious? After I wrote about Hawaiian print shirt guy, I got on UPS.com to see how much the guy would have had to spend to have Saturday pick-up and get it… Continue reading More On UPS
You know that old saying, “sweating like a pig”? Well, oink. Since 6 am, I have washed three loads of laundry, folded one load, run two loads of dishes, vacuumed the living room, washed the sliding glass doors, taken out the trash and cleaned the kitchen. I’m tired now. I’m really not sure what’s gotten… Continue reading Cleanin’ House and Bitchin’
So how do you know when you have a “problem” when it comes to video games? When you get out of a perfectly good bed at 10:30 at night to go search on the internet for the location of a stupid wayshrine that has been bothering you since 5 pm, that’s how. So now that… Continue reading Oblivion and Insomnia
I’ve been taking care of bisnass this morning, hence the tardy post. I was checking my email a few minutes ago for a reply from a potential writing job person thingie. That email wasn’t in my in box, but this was: Dear Friend, I have been waiting for you since to come down here and… Continue reading I’m Not THAT Stupid
I just got a call from someone from the county concerning Cara’s bout with Salmonella. To be honest, I’m not totally sure where she was from; wherever she said she was from it was enough of a shock that I totally forgot how she identified herself. Anyway, she started asking me questions about whether or… Continue reading Phone Calls Make Me Paranoid
I just got out of the shower and Cara is down for her morning nap. Life is good. I normally take my shower at night but since I went walking this morning (stop laughing), I definitely couldn’t put it off. Wait. Are you still laughing? I really I can’t blame you. The idea of me… Continue reading Walking Doesn’t Suck that Much
Ugg. So Caroline’s feeling better and that makes me very pleased. I really don’t think I can express the joy that I’m feeling at the fact that I don’t have to change a dirty diaper every thirty minutes. Isn’t it amazing the things that can make a mom happy? Maybe it’s pathetic. Oh well. Apparently… Continue reading Salmonella in MY Belly
Dear Mr. 50ish balding Hawaiian print shirt guy with the very loud wife in the pink miniskirt at the UPS Store at 1:17 pm today, You truly amazed me (and it takes a lot to amaze me) . I was amazed at the fact that you waited until Saturday afternoon to send out your package… Continue reading Dear Mr. 50ish Balding Hawaiian Print Shirt Guy
I got a call from the Base a little while ago concerning Cara’s poop. Wait, did I tell you about that. Hmm…let me think. Yep. I did. Here, here, here, and here. What I forgot to tell you is that Tucker had to take in a little Cara stool sample and that’s why the Base… Continue reading Salmonella in Her Belly
We were in bed last night talking about how I have never been to a spa. Perfectly innocent, right? Somehow that innocent subject quickly devolved into Tucker talking about anal bleaching. You read that correctly. Anal bleaching. [Can you imagine the hits I’m going to have from Google from this one?] The conversation went something… Continue reading On Why My Husband is Weird
I was on Blogher and found a spiffy new blog…well new to me anyway. She had a hilarious video by Flight of the Conchords who incidentally, I had never heard of. See what I just did there? I found something on another blog that I found interesting. So, I mentioned the blog AND I …
I’m adding new blogs to my Google Reader so that I can “broaden my horizons” so to speak. I have been amazed at the number of blogs that don’t have any feed links; some of the blogs are really good. It makes me sad because I refuse to fall back into the 60 bookmarks under… Continue reading Crazy Bitching