Monkeycide or Ollie Shivs Curious George

Filed Under: Life

I went into Ollie’s room to tuck him in last night and found someone had shivved Curious George.

Curious George Gets Shivved

With a princess scepter, no less.

“What happened to George?”

“He had a rip.”

“You found him with a rip in his neck or you created one with Cara’s wand?”

“He had a rip.”

Can’t blame a boy for sticking to his story.

Tucker took a picture of George for me so I could post it–he’s supportive like that.

In the body of Tucker’s email with the aforementioned stuffed George: “Oh the george-manity!!!”

I hate it when Tucker’s funnier than me.