I wrote a couple of days ago about Ollie being obsessed with video games. It’s getting better. He’s getting better. The work-around? Setting a time when there’s the possibility of game time. The possibility part has been a battle which has been a nice change from the gaming being the battle. I can work with… Continue reading Working On Ollie’s Video Game Addiction
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Ollie’s Obsessed with Video Games

A couple of Mondays ago Ollie absolutely lost it when it was time to leave Cara’s gymnastics class. [Feel free to read about that escapade here. I’ll wait.] The main trigger of his meltdown was me taking the iPad. The iPad he was playing a game on. As a chick who plays a hell of… Continue reading Ollie’s Obsessed with Video Games
Gold Eyeshadow Or Using Makeup From Highschool Because You’re Chicken is Not Only Weird But Also Gross

Thanks to L’Oreal for sponsoring my post about my favorite beauty looks, tips and tricks! Check out Makeup.com for beauty advice from the experts. Moving is a great way to discover stuff you forgot you had. Clothes, money, socks…makeup. I’m not suggesting you should move just so you can find all the stuff you lost… Continue reading Gold Eyeshadow Or Using Makeup From Highschool Because You’re Chicken is Not Only Weird But Also Gross
Three Pictures. Three Stories.

Picture and Story One Last weekend Mom watched the kids while Tucker and I went out with some folks from Tucker’s intern program. Tucker and I had a deal worked where he would buy me a new outfit once I cleaned the apartment since he was going to do a final walk-through with them that… Continue reading Three Pictures. Three Stories.
The Holidays are Bipolar

Over the past holiday weekend, I’ve decided that the holidays need mental help. They are, in fact, bipolar and should, most likely, be medicated. I’ve also decided this bipolarishness comes from highly set expectations that might be attainable if not for unfamiliar ovens and dry dressing and the black hole that is moving. And I… Continue reading The Holidays are Bipolar
Yesterday At Gymnastics or When Ollie Melts Down and Moms Are Cool As Hell

You know how there are some days you wish you could do over since you know you’d do them differently and better? Yeah. Yesterday wasn’t one of those. Yesterday was one of those you hope you never have to do again. Ever. Mondays are gymnastic days for Cara and we got up and out in… Continue reading Yesterday At Gymnastics or When Ollie Melts Down and Moms Are Cool As Hell
You Mean Neighbors Actually Expect You To Talk To Them?!

Deep down I knew that moving to an actual neighborhood would mean that I couldn’t hide like I could in our apartment. In an apartment, people generally don’t talk to the other tenants; it’s just not expected and kind of discouraged what with the downcast eyes and all that. We moved our beds over here… Continue reading You Mean Neighbors Actually Expect You To Talk To Them?!
Word of the Day: Qat

qat (kæt, kɑːt) n a variant spelling of khat Heather said she wanted a “Q” word without a “U” so here’s one: Qat. ACTUALLY, Heather demanded a list of “Q” words that don’t require a “U” to which I reply, “Suck. It.” Cause I’m classy like that. So what the hell is Qat/Khat? Khat consumption… Continue reading Word of the Day: Qat
Mayday! Mayday! Someone Save Us From Our Children!

SOMEONE SAVE US!!! The kids will not stop interrupting us and it is about to drive Tucker and me absolutely crazy. Like running around the apartment and pulling our hair out by the roots crazy. HALP! It took Tucker at least 30 minutes to tell me a ten minute story because Cara and Ollie wouldn’t… Continue reading Mayday! Mayday! Someone Save Us From Our Children!
What Do You Do When Your Liar Father Might Be Lying To Your Kid?

I’ve quit ignoring Dad’s calls. Now I just sit there and let him ramble if he wants. He mentions coming and seeing us but, considering he said that the whole four years we were stationed in Florida, I doubt that’s going to happen. Then again, he could totally surprise me. He hasn’t been himself the… Continue reading What Do You Do When Your Liar Father Might Be Lying To Your Kid?
Happy Fifth Birthday, Cara!

Today, five years ago, Caroline Elizabeth was forcefully removed from my uterus. Almost two weeks late and that kid still didn’t want to come out. That should have tipped me off about what I was in for… We had Cara’s party this weekend and she got lots of awesome stuff. Even though we made it… Continue reading Happy Fifth Birthday, Cara!
Ollie the Firebug or How My Son Tried To Kill Us All

We’ve known Ollie is a “firebug” since we went camping last year. Ollie seemed to be drawn to the dancing flames and loved the fact that whatever he threw on the fire would be gone in a few seconds. Sure the fire was hot but he never got burned so it was all fun and… Continue reading Ollie the Firebug or How My Son Tried To Kill Us All