On the left side of the sanity bell curve
This is my first foray into the world of “beauty secrets”. Today’s installment is a simple, tried and true edition. Olive Oil. I know you’re thinking, what?! Olive oil? What the hell am I supposed to do with olive oil other than cook with it? I’ve got two things for you right off of the… Continue reading Olive Oil Conditioner
Since I know that you guys can’t get enough of my amazingly cute kid, I figured that I would share this movie. My friend Alana’s hubby made the movie and I think he did a purty darn good job. Enjoy.
I have been a busy little bee. Hence the bee picture. Get it? Busy little bee? Whatever. I’m lying anyway. I haven’t been that busy. I just haven’t had it in me to write anything. After fighting with my host and site for a day and a half, all the fight …
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I am so utterly pissed right now. Pissed and hurt. To make a long story not as long, my dad sucked as a father. He missed “his weekends”, probably molested me and he stalked my mom. I’ve gotten (or am getting) passed all of that as best I can. Several years ago, Dad remarried. His… Continue reading Stupid Dad
I’m a work-at-home mom. Everyday, Tucker goes to work and Cara and I stay at our apartment while he’s gone. Granted, we’re not shut-ins or anything…but we are home for most of the day. For the most part, we live in a decent part of town and crime isn’t a big issue. So, I’ve never… Continue reading My Guard Dogs
Is it me or does the Sharpie accent really bring out Cara’s eyes?
I got “homework” from my shrink [Hi, Dr. Fox!] yesterday. Can you believe that? Homework! Not to make a long story too long, but my task is to compose a list of thing that are true for me. A list of things that are constant no matter what anyone says. Let me explain. You see,… Continue reading I Got Homework
Cara’s one year birthday is coming up. I don’t remember giving her permission to turn one. But, when has she ever listened to me? With the anniversary of her birth looming over my head, I’ve started thinking about birthday parties. Am I the only one who doesn’t see the point of having a “themed” party… Continue reading Birthday Party Thoughts
The stereotypical image that most people have of gamers is either a plump and pasty teenage boy surrounded by empty Mountain Dew cans or the image of a plump and pasty middle aged guy who lives with his mom. [I’m not talking about you of course] Slowly, but surely, this stereotype is being turned on… Continue reading Your Mom’s a Gamer
Cara has gotten in her first molar. Bottom left. It’s through the gum and nice and sharp. Tucker was the one who noticed the thing…I thought Cara was just being a pain in my ass for the general fun of it. Last night was horrible. Cara was down by 8pm. We didn’t hear a peep… Continue reading Stupid Molar
I was at Starbuck’s yesterday getting my Pumpkin Spice Latte with no whip and no sprinkles. [OH SO TASTY!] For some reason I had cash and paid the chick with a ten. She handed me back the change in all ones. Not a big deal. Having a wad of ones makes me feel like I… Continue reading Freudian Slip
