Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog As… Continue reading 7 Random Things
Message to YouTube
Dear YouTube, I love you. You have given my daughter, my husband, and me hours and hours of enjoyment. But, I’m pretty pissed off at you right now. The League of Maternal Justice posted a breastfeeding montage on your site in response to Facebook banning a picture of a woman breastfeeding her child. It was… Continue reading Message to YouTube
Post Office Apology
The Christmas season is now officially upon us. Since we live about 16 hours away from our family, we receive all of our Christmas presents via the Post Office or UPS and FedEx. I’ve never been too concerned about loosing a package in the mail or scared that something would get broken. Until I got… Continue reading Post Office Apology
Death To You, Molar
Last night was one of those nights when I wished that I could just snap my fingers and Cara would have a mouthful of teeth. All day she would be playing one minute and crying the next. I could have sworn that she had two personalities; she would be chasing Oscar and then she would… Continue reading Death To You, Molar
The Day After
We’re not really the holiday kind of people. If left to our own devices, Thanksgiving would probably just be a day in which everything is closed and there isn’t anything good on TV. For some reason, Christmas is kind of the same. But, I have to say that we had a really good time at… Continue reading The Day After
I’m Thankful
Hello, blog funk. How was your day yesterday? Ok. I’m not going to write to some imaginary device. Pinky swear. Today’s Thanksgiving. I should be giving thanks for something instead of bitching. I can do that. Fine. I’ll play. Thinks that I’m thankful for: Tucker – Even though you have yet to guest blog, [hint,… Continue reading I’m Thankful
Thanksgiving My Way
What’s the best dressing known to man? Made with the best cornbread ever made? And stock that’s so easy to make even your semi-retarded dog could make it? Keep reading to find all the answers!
I’m Just Asking for Three Hours
If your child has been sleeping through the night since conception, I don’t want to hear about it. Seriously. Don’t tell me. And, while you’re at it, go to hell. I hate you. Well that sounded a bit mean, huh? I don’t really hate you. You’ve always been such a nice person. I’m just bitter… Continue reading I’m Just Asking for Three Hours
Beauty Confidential
I love, love, love this book! How’s that for honest? Written by a former beauty editor and fellow blogger who was “outed” by The New York Post, Beauty Confidential is like The Devil Wears Prada meets Glamour and Allure. I found myself making notes in the margins and writing down products to research. The price… Continue reading Beauty Confidential
Listen To Your Kids
Last week I had my IQ tested and this week I found out the results. While I have a high IQ, my “short term memory” score was startling low. Like almost below-average low. My shrink told me that a score that low, when compared to my high scores on the other subtests, would lead her… Continue reading Listen To Your Kids
I Didn’t Get the Joke
I have always been a lover of animals. When I was much younger, my love bordered on fanaticism/obsession. I watched way too many hours of Wild Kingdom and could name just about every animal in our local museum. So, you can imagine my elation when I was told that we were going to visit the… Continue reading I Didn’t Get the Joke
Who Needs Focus?
One thing that every new blogger learns is that a blog must have a “focus”. The idea is that, in order to build a readership, you must be an expert in something and only write about that something. All you have to do is check out my Categories to realize that I don’t do focus.… Continue reading Who Needs Focus?