Traumatic Dentist Appointment and a Loving Husband

When I was in college, my wisdom teeth started bothering me. Despite how loud I can be, I actually have a small mouth and my teeth are more crowded than a car full of clowns right before the big reveal. I knew the teeth would have to come out; all of my friends had theirs… Continue reading Traumatic Dentist Appointment and a Loving Husband

Obviously She Thought I Was Beating Our Son

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public bathroom

I make a concerted effort to ensure I warn our kids about changes to a normal routine. If we’re going to have to change the way something goes, I’m going to warn these two about the change so many times they end up rolling their eyes because I’ve warned them so many times. We were going to… Continue reading Obviously She Thought I Was Beating Our Son

Hello Kitty is Britney Spears and Other Randomness

I emailed this to Baby Hawk today. This has nothing to do with this post.

Did you notice that my little “ticker” moved a bit in the upper right hand corner? An anonymous sponsor donated $50 to my BlogHer fund and I can’t express in words how much I appreciate it. If I tried, it would sound something like, “SQUEEEE!! OMFG! WOO HOO!!!”. I put that “donate” button up there… Continue reading Hello Kitty is Britney Spears and Other Randomness

Butchered

This was me at around 15:30 today.  I was not happy.  Can you tell? I used to look like this: I liked this hair cut.  It made me feel pretty and thin and like I looked LIKE A FUCKING GIRL. I’ll try and keep the story short. I got my hair cut like a month… Continue reading Butchered

Short End of the Stick

I am awake.  I have been awake since 5 am. Cara is awake.  Cara has been awake since 5 am. Do you see a correlation here? Not only did she wake up but I could here her bouncing in her crib and couldn’t help but hear the earsplitting screams.  [Cara, is the screaming REALLY necessary?!]… Continue reading Short End of the Stick