The Post Where Marvin the Note, a.k.a., My Phone Decided To Publish a Post When It Shouldn’t Have. Asshole.

Massive storm rolled through this morning and knocked out our intertubes. I suspect the kids are going to lose their tiny brains. I’m relegated to Marvin the Note and the urge to write ALL THE THINGS on my sites…which, of course, I can’t. Guess behind internetless isn’t SO bad since I need to finish this… Continue reading The Post Where Marvin the Note, a.k.a., My Phone Decided To Publish a Post When It Shouldn’t Have. Asshole.

I Need a Peephole in My Door

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Just had a door-to-door salesman dude show up–second one since we moved here in November. He was selling magazines trying to “earn points so he can be promoted and be a mentor.” He “came from the ghetto and just wants a promotion.” The whole thing is a scam and it’s been proven as such many,… Continue reading I Need a Peephole in My Door

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Pedigree and Westminster Break Up Pound Puppies Rejoice

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One of my favorite and hated ad campaigns has been the Pedigree ads for shelter dogs. Favorite because I love shelter dogs. My first dog, Sydney, was a shelter dog. She had been a “bait dog” for a local pit bull fighting ring and was evidence. I was fostering her and if I hadn’t been… Continue reading Pedigree and Westminster Break Up Pound Puppies Rejoice

Money Stress

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Thank you to TurboTax for sponsoring my writing about household finances.Learn more about how TurboTax can help you find every tax deduction you deserve. I was selected for this sponsorship by the Clever Girls Collective, which endorses Blog With Integrity, as I do. In our family, Tucker does the bills. When we were still in… Continue reading Money Stress

Did He Cheat or Didn’t He?

We live close to the local university so tenants come and go with the semester since most of them are college students. For the most part, they aren’t loud but they have a lot of issues. Remember those issues? The boy drama? The friend drama? The should-I-call-him-or-should-I-wait-?!!! drama? All that crap makes me happy I’m married. Three… Continue reading Did He Cheat or Didn’t He?

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Living Will: A Joke

My friend Alana occasionally emails me forwarded jokes she gets  while she’s in the salt mine better known as the bank where she’s employed. This joke was one of those where you had to scroll down like two mouse rolly ball rolls so you could get passed all of the junk and get to the joke.… Continue reading Living Will: A Joke

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Grey Sky

I wish my camera worked. The sky right now is perfect grey – classic winter sky right before it spits sleet or snow at you. Last night I stayed up and read Stephanie Meyer’s Midnight Sun partial draft. After writing about going to see the midnight release of the New Moon movie and now this,… Continue reading Grey Sky

Snorting Bleach

Today I actually got to GO IN some houses that I had stalked looked at on the Internet. We had a list of seven to check out. Seven. I went into it expecting to end the house looking session being all conflicted and not knowing which of the amazing houses we were going to buy.… Continue reading Snorting Bleach