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Category: Life
Call-In Interview Thingamajigs
Blah. Yesterday was one of those days where I felt like an absolute asshole. I woke up at 3:45 because of an extremely screwed up nightmare involving my ex-stepfather’s house [again] and a very creepy ghost cloud thing. It took me until 5 am to calm down enough to go back to sleep. I managed… Continue reading Call-In Interview Thingamajigs
Dog and Toddler Show
Pool Edges and Bug Guts
Cara and I went to Millington yesterday. Apparently, I am incapable of being away from Tucker for longer than 24 hours. Just to be 100% clear here, I’m not dependent upon his dumbass for my happiness but things are rather boring around here when he’s gone. [Glad we’re clear on that one cause I was… Continue reading Pool Edges and Bug Guts
Bloody Dream
I had one of those crazy hormone induced pregnancy dreams last night. This is new territory for me since I haven’t ever been one to have the three headed baby dreams or the dreams where I give birth to a cat or anything weird like that. [The only “strange” dream I can remember from my… Continue reading Bloody Dream
We Always Take It Too Far
A deep and meaningful conversation between Sarcastic Mom and myself. Enjoy.
Ugly Crier
Last night my eyes were a bit swollen and I had snot running down to my top lip. [I’m an ugly crier.] I was watching the Pausch story on ABC and every time he came on the screen, I started crying again. I must admit that I had never heard of the man until the… Continue reading Ugly Crier
Then and Now
My original intention with this post was to show you JUST HOW BIG I’VE GOTTEN[!!!]. I have this basketball sized thing on the front of me and it moves independently of the rest of my body. I know that there are feet somewhere down there but I haven’t seen them in a while and the… Continue reading Then and Now
Pink Haired Amazon
Do you know this lady? A while back I bought her off of eBay from some “mommy blogger” and I don’t remember who. All I DO remember is that the blogger wrote a funny post about putting this pink haired lady on eBay and I just couldn’t help myself. The reason I ask is I’d… Continue reading Pink Haired Amazon
Picking Up Chicks
Tucker got home from school yesterday and we were discussing our days. His was spent trying to strong-arm his way into a finance class and mine was spent solving site issues and chasing Cara. What I found particularly special was the fact that my entire day was summarized into about five minutes worth of talk… Continue reading Picking Up Chicks
Run for the Hills
The enormity of what we’re about to undertake is about to drive me crazy. This kid’s due to be born sometime in September and I just can’t seem to get my head around that fact. I look at our place and the absolute lack of any baby stuff. I keep getting bogged down with all… Continue reading Run for the Hills
Sailor Cara
Kind of like Sailor Jerry but Sailor Jerry doesn’t wake you up at 5 am.