On the left side of the sanity bell curve
This Kmart Gamer post might interest you if you like to play video games. If you DON’T like to play video games…actually, if you don’t like to READ about video games then you’re not going to want to keep reading and I’m pretty surprised you’ve gotten THIS far so, bravo! Not that I’m implying you… Continue reading I Wrote This At Kmart Gamer: Shout It From the Rooftops Review: You Must Buy Skyrim
I got a Beta invite to Spotify a while back and there was all of this hype around it and I felt damn important to have an invite even though I’m sure there were a ton of other people who got an invite just like mine but I’M SPECIAL I’M IN THA BETA! Or something.… Continue reading That Time I Cheated On Pandora Or Why I Dumped Spotify for Pandora
qat (kæt, kɑːt) n a variant spelling of khat Heather said she wanted a “Q” word without a “U” so here’s one: Qat. ACTUALLY, Heather demanded a list of “Q” words that don’t require a “U” to which I reply, “Suck. It.” Cause I’m classy like that. So what the hell is Qat/Khat? Khat consumption… Continue reading Word of the Day: Qat
I put this up on Google Plus yesterday right after I removed my eyelids from the greedy hands of the man child. I had planned on leaving the sentence above all by itself and jumping right into the diatribe below but I figured I should explain that just about every morning my alarm clock is… Continue reading Daylight Savings Time, a Good Riddance To You, I Say.
SOMEONE SAVE US!!! The kids will not stop interrupting us and it is about to drive Tucker and me absolutely crazy. Like running around the apartment and pulling our hair out by the roots crazy. HALP! It took Tucker at least 30 minutes to tell me a ten minute story because Cara and Ollie wouldn’t… Continue reading Mayday! Mayday! Someone Save Us From Our Children!
I suck at making rolls. Horrible roll maker. I’ll make bread for you any day–and it will be AMAZING–but please, oh please, don’t ask me to make rolls. They just take so long…and I’m not so great at the waiting thing. I made these Thursday night and then again on Friday and I’ll probably make… Continue reading The Fastest, Bestest Rolls Ever!
I’ve quit ignoring Dad’s calls. Now I just sit there and let him ramble if he wants. He mentions coming and seeing us but, considering he said that the whole four years we were stationed in Florida, I doubt that’s going to happen. Then again, he could totally surprise me. He hasn’t been himself the… Continue reading What Do You Do When Your Liar Father Might Be Lying To Your Kid?
Today, five years ago, Caroline Elizabeth was forcefully removed from my uterus. Almost two weeks late and that kid still didn’t want to come out. That should have tipped me off about what I was in for… We had Cara’s party this weekend and she got lots of awesome stuff. Even though we made it… Continue reading Happy Fifth Birthday, Cara!
We’ve known Ollie is a “firebug” since we went camping last year. Ollie seemed to be drawn to the dancing flames and loved the fact that whatever he threw on the fire would be gone in a few seconds. Sure the fire was hot but he never got burned so it was all fun and… Continue reading Ollie the Firebug or How My Son Tried To Kill Us All
Last month I was contacted by the most awesome Laura for Espolón tequila. Laura sent along some cocktail recipes and she also ended up sending a humongous goodie box complete with Espolón’s Blanco and Reposado varieties and a lucha libre mask. I couldn’t help but try on the mask. Tucker joked he was going to… Continue reading Dia de los Muertos [Day of the Dead] Cocktail Recipes
So what did you do yesterday? I bought a house. Thanks for asking. Heh. And how about another question you can’t answer cause you’re not here to answer me? OK. Two questions since that was a question. If you have a thousand dollars cash, why in the world would you need a “certified check?” Isn’t… Continue reading New House. New Stroller. New Dollhouse.
