a complete and total douche bag. Tucker put Cara down for her nap. I was in our bedroom talking my mom down from a nervous attack concerning her phone going dead and her missing “THE CALL” aka I’ve gone into labor. Apparently Mom doesn’t realize that she has just a tiny bit of time to… Continue reading Leave It to a Toddler to Make You Feel Like…
I Put Off Labor for That?!
It wasn’t really THAT bad. Hmm…maybe it was. Actually, anytime the military is involved in “mandatory fun” you end up with much less fun than one would expect. We got to Memphis around 3 or something and stopped by Babysrus before we went to check into our hotel. Cara got a rather cute potty [never… Continue reading I Put Off Labor for That?!
Pitbulls for Palin
You gotta admit it’s catchy. 🙂
Memphis Bound
I’m going to Memphis today! Woo HOO! That’s right, folks. I made it to this weekend. My cervix rocks! Well…in all honesty I thought that I was going to be holding a screaming ball of baby boy this morning but the contractions slowed down and went away. At one point the stupid things were four… Continue reading Memphis Bound
What’s In the Cup is More Important
Cara LOVES yogurt. Not just a little bit. Cara loves yogurt like a junky loves his next fix. She’s become just a tad bit independent in her old age and has started insisting that she feed herself the yogurt. Since she was eating the adult Yoplait that I eat, the stuff would always end up… Continue reading What’s In the Cup is More Important
C-Section Scheduled
When I can’t check in for my doctor’s appointment without staring at your tits, your shirt is NOT WORK APPROPRIATE. Just had to get that out there. There is this woman at the front desk of my OB’s office who apparently doesn’t know the meaning of work appropriate clothing. Last week, she had on a… Continue reading C-Section Scheduled
The Park
Labor Day
Not my labor day, but Cara’s. Actually, these are from yesterday but they’re new to you. We had to go and get our infant carrier from Tucker’s parents’ house and Tucker decided to wash the SUV and vacuum it out since we have apparently acquired a family of ants. Anyway, since Tucker doesn’t believe in… Continue reading Labor Day
Someone’s Having a Very Bad Day
I’m not quite sure where the rest of her is located but I do know that she’s having a very bad day.
Making Progress
We went to the OB yesterday for my weekly visit. My doc got to meet my vagina which is always a fun experience and I must say that he has to be the most efficient “checker” I’ve ever met. [The whole thing lasted less than 15 seconds.] Apparently I’m 1-2 cm dilated but Oliver’s head… Continue reading Making Progress
But We Have 248 Diapers!
This weekend, my in-laws went to Sams Club and bought us a butt load of diapers. [248 to be exact.] Sweet! Tucker and I discussed the whole toilet training thing and poo-pooed the idea of introducing it before Oliver is born. We figured that the second she saw a new baby in diapers then she’d… Continue reading But We Have 248 Diapers!
Henry the Snake
