As Big As the Sky

I’ve been slacking on this whole “work” thing like crazy [imagine that] and haven’t checked my email in a coon’s age. So, imagine my chagrin when I sat down at my laptop this morning, coffee in hand, and checked my email only to find a rather shitty email about my post that I wrote on… Continue reading As Big As the Sky

All By Myself

This weekend is Tucker’s “drill weekend” so I’m home alone.  Cara is with Mom and Oliver is napping and I’m sitting on the couch with Oscar the Cat and my laptop and we’re watching Paranormal State on A&E. Tucker left last night after he had bathed Cara and after tossing her cranky ass into bed… Continue reading All By Myself

Hanging On

I was going to write a “birthday post” since yesterday was my birthday but once I got the thing started last night, I reread it and the thing bored ME to tears so I could only imagine how thrilled you would be to read it. So instead of boring you with the details of my… Continue reading Hanging On

Hope Someone has Our Backs

Call me crazy [cause many have] but we’re braving Target tomorrow. I know, I know.  What the hell are we thinking?!  But you see, we go through milk so quickly that we should just tie a cow up out back and I have to get a roasting pan for the brined turkey that I’m doing… Continue reading Hope Someone has Our Backs

Pregnancy and Permission Slips

As you might have guessed from this post, Tucker’s getting fixed. Am I the only one whose brain instantly goes to a dog being neutered?  Wonder if Tucker’s going to have to wear one of those cones around his neck? I know he has to wear “scrotal support”. When I read that I think of… Continue reading Pregnancy and Permission Slips

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Wet and Sleepy

Aw the joys of motherhood. There’s nothing like being woken up three times by something wet and slightly cool on your back. Oliver’s dessicated umbilical stump still hasn’t fallen off and I have to fold his size 1 diapers down so that they don’t cover up the nasty, black thing. I’ve tried cutting a cute… Continue reading Wet and Sleepy

Memphis Bound

I’m going to Memphis today!  Woo HOO! That’s right, folks.  I made it to this weekend.  My cervix rocks! Well…in all honesty I thought that I was going to be holding a screaming ball of baby boy this morning but the contractions slowed down and went away. At one point the stupid things were four… Continue reading Memphis Bound