On the left side of the sanity bell curve
This weekend, my in-laws went to Sams Club and bought us a butt load of diapers. [248 to be exact.] Sweet! Tucker and I discussed the whole toilet training thing and poo-pooed the idea of introducing it before Oliver is born. We figured that the second she saw a new baby in diapers then she’d… Continue reading But We Have 248 Diapers!
I had one of those crazy hormone induced pregnancy dreams last night. This is new territory for me since I haven’t ever been one to have the three headed baby dreams or the dreams where I give birth to a cat or anything weird like that. [The only “strange” dream I can remember from my… Continue reading Bloody Dream
It’s another Friday and another great opportunity to gather all of the things of the week that have gotten under my skin and vent about them here. What’s funny is that I’m having an issue coming up with anything. Maybe the hormonal pregnant bitchy thing is gone? Yeah, right. On to the list: Dragon City… Continue reading F U Friday
Last night my eyes were a bit swollen and I had snot running down to my top lip. [I’m an ugly crier.] I was watching the Pausch story on ABC and every time he came on the screen, I started crying again. I must admit that I had never heard of the man until the… Continue reading Ugly Crier
I have been relatively sane for a while now. I attribute this temporary sanity to the fact that I’m pregnant and pregnancy seems to agree with my brain. Sure, I’ve been a tad more angry than I normally would be but it’s not like I’m constantly pissed off [just on Fridays from now on]. But… Continue reading My Website is Aptly Named
This weekend sucked. How’s that for a great introductory sentence? Tucker was in Millington at Drill and Cara and I were at home. For some reason, him leaving on Friday night really had an affect on me and Cara seemed to be more affected than last time. To keep from moping around the house all… Continue reading Impromptu Trip
Today is going to be a good day. I’m just going to keep repeating that and keep my fingers crossed that it comes true. This weekend was a stressful one and it smelled like Worcestershire sauce. [A full bottle of the stuff shattered on my kitchen floor on Saturday] Tucker worked the entire weekend and… Continue reading In Need of Some Serenity
I am so utterly pissed right now. Pissed and hurt. To make a long story not as long, my dad sucked as a father. He missed “his weekends”, probably molested me and he stalked my mom. I’ve gotten (or am getting) passed all of that as best I can. Several years ago, Dad remarried. His… Continue reading Stupid Dad
Man, Friday was one of those days. I was having business issues that required emails back and forth and the issue still isn’t resolved. In the middle of the emails, my cable went out…Tucker went ahead and got it disconnected. [Refer here] Add to all of that the fact that I had gotten no sleep… Continue reading Pan’s Labyrinth and KFC
The picture to the left really has nothing to do with what I’m going to write, but, it makes me laugh. Tucker took care of Cara yesterday for a whole hour…by himself! He got off of work early and was home before I had to go see my head shrinker psychologist. Normally, I just take… Continue reading Daddy Daycare
The picture to the left really has nothing to do with what I’m going to write about. I just like it, ya know? Wait, did you catch that? The “ya know” part? Tucker mentioned that I say “ya know” after just about everything that I say. And, it’s driving me crazy! Why do I do… Continue reading Ya Know?
When I was eight months pregnant with Cara, I took Sophie and Beck out back to go pee. The grass was dewy and the two idiots were tip-toeing around like the wet grass was going to eat them. As I was cussing at the duo to get down to business, an itty bitty Sheltie came… Continue reading Other People’s Kids