On the left side of the sanity bell curve
Ubisoft has been teasing Assassin’s Creed 3 just right and the latest video–in a line of great videos–has just hit the internet. Rise, Assassin’s Creed 3’s 4th of July video, is awesome and it’s easy to forget you’re watching a teaser for a video game and not a commercial for some new show on The… Continue reading Assassin’s Creed 3 Rise Video
I’m not a fan of this franchise and you can just go ahead and shut your stupid head mouth right now about that little fact. Or something. I didn’t mind the first Assassin’s Creed too much–except for the repetitiveness–and the world was rich and the story somewhat interesting. But after that first one I lost… Continue reading Guess You Don’t Look Like You’re Going To Suck Too Bad, Assassin’s Creed 3
I had Spotify going and Rock This Bitch came on. I searched YouTube for the video so I could share it with Heather. It’s far too awesome to not share with you. You’re welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSecr22waoE In the related videos, I found Folds’s cover of Sleazy. I’m both deeply disturbed and fascinated all at the same… Continue reading Ben Folds Covers Ke$ha’s Sleazy
I need one big, fat, squishy nap. And a drink. In short, I need a few days to recoup from conference fatigue; there are only so many days I can stay up till 0400 and get up at 0700. This conference was a bit different for me since I was working it instead of attending… Continue reading Type-A Con 2012 Recap Even You Will Want To Read
Did I mention Cara asked how babies are “created?” Cause that was fun. Since she’s five and stuff. Of course she asked THE QUESTION as we were getting out of the SUV to go grocery shopping. Apparently I asked the exact same thing when I was her age. I guess Tucker’s going to blame me… Continue reading “Sex? Babies are Made By Sex?”
If you’re looking for a highbrow wine then you’ve come to the wrong place…on so many levels. First off, watch this: The video cracks me up. Just thought you should know. Spodee was a Depression era hooch that mixed up homemade country wines with garden herbs, spices and moonshine. The resulting brew was then put… Continue reading Spodee Hooch Wine Review
I gave the kids two hours to pick up their rooms. “You only pick up your room. Take all of the toys and toss them in the Playroom if they’re soft toys. Please don’t throw the toys if they’re hard toys. Take any clothes and throw them in the laundry room. Shoes in the closet.… Continue reading They Didn’t Pick Up Their Toys So I Confiscated Them
This is the weird limbo time where I’m about to start my period–How about I just toss that out there, right? You’re welcome.–and stuff isn’t working so well in my head. Hormones are amazing things and for me, they seem to bring on mild bouts of paranoia and a bit of anger. Looks like this… Continue reading Um…Not Sure What To Title This and Jason Mraz Song and a Gif
Other than some thyme, basil and five pea pods, radishes seem to be the only thing I’ve managed to grow–and harvest–with somewhat reliable success. I put them in the measuring cup with water because I wasn’t quite ready to break the news to them that they were heading for my salad; I took that picture… Continue reading Garden Update 50 Bajillion Million!
We bought a new computer and I’ve been playing Sims so I haven’t written anything–Way to state the obvious, right? I’m phoning this one in with this video about EA. The video might be a bit harsh and I’m not boycotting EA–cause that’s pretty damn dumb–but there is some truth contained herein.
I’ve never read a single one of George R. R. Martin’s books; I haven’t gotten around to them yet. I’ve never seen an episode of Game of Thrones; we don’t have cable. I expected Game of Thrones to stand on its own merits. That’s not too much to ask of a game that had been… Continue reading Game of Thrones Game Review Gif Heavy YAY!
I meant to write this day before yesterday but got distracted several times. I accomplished my entire list on Monday. Take a shower. Brush teeth. Put on makeup. Perfectly french braid Cara’s hair for gym. Figure out where I put Ollie’s form for gym so he can start this summer. Make dinner. Get to sleep before midnight.… Continue reading Brighter Day
