You see this? This nifty little badge? This means that I’m nice. At least Oh, The Joys seems to think so. So, everyone out there who thinks I’m mean can suck it. [In-laws, if you’re reading this, I don’t mean you]
She Thinks I’m Nice
For Once It Wasn’t the Cat
have a funny little story for you. [Alana, quit reading since you said you didn’t want to hear it] One day last week while I was working on the computer, I heard a ruckus behind me. When I swiveled my chair around to see what the commotion was about, I saw Sophie on her back;… Continue reading For Once It Wasn’t the Cat
Can I Get an Inhaler with that Dandelion?
Does this picture offend you? I really can’t decide, so I want you guys to decide for me. [ok…not really] Whether you formula feed or breastfeed, you can’t deny the superiority of breastmilk to formula. I’m not passing judgment. I’m not pointing fingers. I’m just stating a fact. From an advertising standpoint, this ad works…unless… Continue reading Can I Get an Inhaler with that Dandelion?
Assassin’s Creed, I Love You
Dear Reader, I am about to write about a video game. [I might write a lot] If you would rather not read about said video game, might I direct you here [post about homemade baby-food] or here [where I compare and contrast Ferber and Pantley] or maybe even here [conversation about anal bleaching]. Smoochie, Amy… Continue reading Assassin’s Creed, I Love You
This Much I Know
I like lists. They’re easy to scan, they get right to the heart of whatever you’re writing about and they look nice. This is my truncated list of things that I know; my list of things that I don’t know would take too long to write. I know that eating a big ole bucket of… Continue reading This Much I Know
Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane?
It’s a sippy-cup! Cool, huh? I was over at mod*mom this morning and she has an announcement about Boon releasing some really cool toddler meal time items. We have the Frog Pod and love it and I’m getting really excited to see these new things in the stores. I think that they’re cool and figured… Continue reading Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane?
Pan’s Labyrinth and KFC
Man, Friday was one of those days. I was having business issues that required emails back and forth and the issue still isn’t resolved. In the middle of the emails, my cable went out…Tucker went ahead and got it disconnected. [Refer here] Add to all of that the fact that I had gotten no sleep… Continue reading Pan’s Labyrinth and KFC
Always Amazingly Awesome Montero
Dear Lola, How is it that you rock so much? Not only are you amazingly dependable, you manage to transport all of my crap and I love you for that. Though some may scoff at your large size and chastise me for having such a large vehicle, you and I know that your size is… Continue reading Always Amazingly Awesome Montero
Campaign to Prevent “Name” Tattoos
How many of you guys have tattoos? Come on, raise your hands. Now, how many of you have a “name tattoo”? I won’t laugh, I promise. Haven’t you heard that it’s bad juju to have someone’s name tattooed on you? Think of this as a public service announcement of sorts. My friend Alana recently got… Continue reading Campaign to Prevent “Name” Tattoos
The Britney Spears Interview
Have you gotten in your latest issue of Allure? I’m not usually a fan [got the subscription as a gift] but I have to say that the “interview” with Britney Spears is worth the cover price. Did you just shudder a bit when you read that cause I almost threw-up in my mouth when I… Continue reading The Britney Spears Interview
Worst Mom Ever!
I turned off the baby monitor this morning. When? Yeah, not so sure about that little detail. I know that I turned it off after midnight since that’s when I broke Harry’s spell on me. I woke up this morning at 7:30 and Cara was pissed! Her door was closed and I could still hear… Continue reading Worst Mom Ever!
Cake and Harry Potter
You know what I like? I like it when I screw-up and it turns out good. Yesterday, in between reading book 7 of the Harry Potter Series, I made a chocolate cake from scratch. One of those jobbers that your grandma probably made that’s so thin and runny when you put it in the oven… Continue reading Cake and Harry Potter